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Bum Or Batter
Poll ended at Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:01 am
A..Bum 52%  52%  [ 12 ]
B.. Batter 48%  48%  [ 11 ]
Total votes : 23
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Fetish_Bob
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:01 am 
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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:26 am 
I don't think I've got the gist of this new game....me been all innocent etc!!!! :uhoh: :uhoh:

If I don't want to 'neck on' with the above is that 'Bum' or 'Batter'???? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

'Bum' could mean I perform Anal on her....or her on me....not sure!!!! :uhoh:

'Batter' could mean her or me ejackting....in an excited state....juice from our private parts onto her or her me or both at the same time....the same is better isn't it???? sctatchinghead

Clarification on the 2 Choices would help....I chose 'Batter' btw....spurt and then punch and then feck-off....I think!!!! confised


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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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What about nob or knack? Clear choice between penis use or violence, no confusion caused by bodily fluids and knacking stops short of outright murder, which disturbed some of the board's more sensitive souls who seem to think that there is some sort of middle ground between sex and death.
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Yubep
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Bum is like would you bum her n batter is to knock her out

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codheads
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:18 pm 
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bet she is a right dirty bitch ? she do owt :grin:
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BillinghamPoolie
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I will have to ask again, who is she?

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Compo
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BillinghamPoolie wrote:
I will have to ask again, who is she?


Stop playing silly buggers now.

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Compo
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Would say have one with this lass on but wouldnt be much point, from todays Daily Mail (Nazi):


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derwent
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Compo wrote:
BillinghamPoolie wrote:
I will have to ask again, who is she?


Stop playing silly buggers now.

I don't know who she is either. confised
I'll take a stab at Messi's Mam..................oops let me rephrase that.

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monkeybutt
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:11 pm 
Bring back the feckin ABC game for fecks sake, these are bobbins and do not equate to an ogle, fnarr fnarr :evil:
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BillinghamPoolie
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Compo wrote:
BillinghamPoolie wrote:
I will have to ask again, who is she?


Stop playing silly buggers now.


I honestly don't recognise her.

Is it Mrs Andre-Reid?

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EAPools
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Can you do both???
At the same time preferably...

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The Lightning Tree
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Bring back the feckin ABC game for fecks sake, these are bobbins and do not equate to an ogle, fnarr fnarr :evil:

This.............

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