COVER BANDS/ TRIBUTE BANDS

parmo · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 1:59 pm

I bet there's never been one that comes on and only plays adverts for their entire set. Hundreds of 30 second ditties. Now there's a market to be opened up if ever I saw one.

Altogether now.... "I'm the noodle doodle man... yes the noodle doodle man"

" WHHOOOAAAA BODY-FOR-ORM"

Or am I just one step nearer to the Benny Hill ward?

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

What a great idea!

"Shepherds of Gateshead the biggest and the best store,
Shepherds of Gateshead have what you are looking for,
There’s so much to see,
And the car park is free,
Coming shopping at Shepherds with the whole family!"

"One Thousand And One..Dry Foam!"

"Big One..Sticks Out A Mile"

"Wrigleys Spearmint Gum, Gum, Gum..."

"What Has A hazelnut In Every Bite? TOPIC!!"

clappp

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

"Come to C&A, see the things you are looking for,
Come to C&A and see surprises everywhere,
Open up your eyes, mirrors don’t tell lies
It’s a beautiful day, come to C&A" :grin:

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12367

A motorbike, scooter, bubble or a car
Cowies the best by far.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:48 pm

...A-do the Shake n Vac, and put the freshness back... :coool:

alleztfc · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:56 pm

...the set list is taking shape nicely!!!

'Keep over to the left on country bends...' :coool:

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:56 pm

"What makes a treacle pud ,a tasty treacle treat."
"ATORA you're getting warmer"

alleztfc · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:58 pm

'Who makes the sausages you love to eat? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLSSSS of Broxbourne!!! :razz:

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

..."and Oh, Mr Confectioner please, give me Toblerone!"

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:33 pm

A finger of fudge is just enough
To give your kids a treat........... :laugh:

We had a set where someone died in every song except 'Coward of the County,' where someone got raped and three gadgies got battered unconcious. The SnuffSet we called it. :grin:

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:36 pm

If we're allowed radio ads, how about this gem from mid-80s Radio Tees?

See the world through a budget window
Come home to a budget door
You know you've made the right choice
No one gives you morrrrrre
Than budget
Budget windows!

Still cant get it out of my head 25 years on.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:42 pm

Still can't get it out of my head either!

Same as everytime I heard "Simply the best" automatically...South Cleveland Garages

jish · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:58 pm

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:06 pm

ElvisC wrote:

What a great idea!

"Shepherds of Gateshead the biggest and the best store,
Shepherds of Gateshead have what you are looking for,
There’s so much to see,
And the car park is free,
Coming shopping at Shepherds with the whole family!"

"One Thousand And One..Dry Foam!"

"Big One..Sticks Out A Mile"

"Wrigleys Spearmint Gum, Gum, Gum..."

"What Has A hazelnut In Every Bite? `squirrel shit`

clappp

poolietim · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:05 pm

Joe Mac wrote:

Still can't get it out of my head either!

Same as everytime I heard "Simply the best" automatically...South Cleveland Garages

South Cleveland Garages.......on the trunk road.....your Nissan super dealerrrrr

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:09 pm

What about this for a crowd pleasing finale?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

we only close when your asleep!

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:24 am

I’m going well, I’m going Shell

Mr Shell: Good heavens! I know that voice!

I’m going well on Shell, Shell, Shell….

Mr Shell: It’s Bing Crosby!

Britain is great — well let’s see it in state!
You can be sure of Shell.

In the Emerald Isle you drive with a smile —
Nothing but fun on Shell, Shell, Shell …
Ahh — you can be sure of Shell.

On the old heather track … well hi Mac!
I’m doing well on Shell, Shell, Shell —
I’m going well on Shell.

Now it’s the end of the trip and it’s back to the ship —
What a wonderful time on Shell, Shell, Shell!

Mr Shell: Thanks Bing!

Bing: It’s a pleasure Mr Shell!

Keep going well, keep going Shell —
You can be sure of Shell!

drago · **Joined:** Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:22 pm **Posts:** 418

John Collier
John Collier
The window
To watch.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Wed Mar 07, 2012 3:41 pm

March the tailors dress you well, dress you well, impress you well... bbolt

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:22 pm

ronaldo · **Joined:** Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:53 pm **Posts:** 861

Whitbread big head TROPHY BITTER! the pint that thinks its a ....

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

..Quart!!

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:09 pm

Adverts...http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j& ... 63eLwBDvaw

jish · **Posted:** Thu Mar 08, 2012 12:35 pm

Don't be bored, call friends

What's the number then???

0 8 9 1

27-27-27

Ooooh!

Chrissy Stevo · **Posted:** Thu Mar 08, 2012 12:37 pm

See the world through a budget window
Come home through a budget door
You know youve made, the right choice
cos noone gives moreeeeeee than budget
budget windows!!!!!!

Im sure that was it

alleztfc · **Posted:** Thu Mar 08, 2012 12:53 pm

The more 'local' an advert is, the lower the quality.

The Channel Islands seems to lead the way in shite adverts rolf

jish · **Posted:** Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:12 pm

tasty

tasty

very very tasty

they're very tasty!

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

jish wrote:

Didnt snuff make a full album of adverts?

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