Up there has to be Drewe Broughton who the Loids have just signed..... from level 7/8 of the pyramid. He couldn't score regularly in a brothel, and that was when he was 10 years younger

Ian Goodison. Complete donkey.

dennis bergkamp

That's a good shout.

Robbie savage

Gary Brabin - A doorman attempting to play football

Matt Clarke

If you are picking a darlo player has to be Kevan Smith.

Before I opened this thread I planned to reply with Broughton, he is fcking abysmal and it amazes me he is still involved in the game.

He was clearly toss 10 years ago like you say, how the fck is he still playing?

One club man he is not!!

Norwich City
Wigan Athletic (loan)
Brentford
Peterborough United
Nuneaton Borough (loan)
Dagenham & Redbridge (loan)
Stevenage Borough (loan)
Kidderminster Harriers (loan)
Kidderminster Harriers
Southend United
Rushden & Diamonds (loan)
Wycombe Wanderers (loan)
Rushden & Diamonds
Chester City
Boston United (loan)
Milton Keynes Dons
Wrexham (loan)
Rotherham United
Lincoln City (loan)
Lincoln City
AFC Wimbledon (loan)
Alfreton Town
Thurrock
Arlesey Town

Apparently his nickname is Giggsy.

(and It's nothing to do with his sister in law )

He is absolutely fooking pipe. Darlo have had dark days but surely this is the darkest, I'd rather stick a wheely bin up front, I really would.

I've always rated him;

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My mate Rob. He's shite

Deluded

http://www.darlofc.co.uk/forum/viewtopi ... =2&t=18306

Izzy Mccload - absolutly hopeless

I want some of what them lot smoke.

Don't think he's got that bad a record against us. He's far from the worst.

Was it him that MK Dons thought might play for England?

I know there are many awful players ive seen play pools, off the top of my head Calvin Zola would be up there!

Calvin Zola- good call. Rotten.

Shaun Gregan is worth a mention, he was consistently our best player in his Oldham days.

Lee Hughes the other week was as bad as I've ever seen anyone play.

Izale Mcloud I'd sign now, and can remember him having a blinder against us at the National Hockey stadium in the game him and Sweeney got sent off. He's top scorer in League Two in a pap Barnet team.

He did have a poor game when he played at the vic but I think he is a class pundit and no doubt some people on here probably liked him on Strictly CD....

I remember Ryan Valentine having a stinker against Pools, I think it was when he was at Wrexham.

Andy Dibble was also awful both for and against Pools - we gave Wrexham a few stuffings when he was in goal and when he played for Pools he could only keep one clean sheet in 10 appearances. A truly awful goalkeeper.

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I also remember in pre season match against Boro - possibly Keith Houchens testimonial ..? Denny Ingram scored past Dibble with a throw in that he totally misjudged and palmed into the net - it was disallowed for one of those fouls on the keeper that isn't a foul.....

Also remember this ...?

I remember feeling sorry for Dibble when he lost the plot in front the Town End at the end of a drubbing "Dibble Dibble Dibble" He was playing for Wrexham can't remember which game it was. He was terrible but a really nice bloke!

He was a nice bloke like - the game you are on about was the one where Mark Tinkler scored a hat-trick past him. Dibble offered to meet someone from the town in the car park for a scrap.....

Andy Dibble suffered one of the worst injuries I have ever seen prior to him joining pools. It must have had an effect on him here.

Dibble went nuts that game, i'm sure he had to be held back at the end.

He was a strange chap tho, constantly tapping his post with his boots n his hand, then walked to the other post to do the same, then the other one again.

Weird guy.

Not as weird as Lee Barrett and his bottles of water

Without hesitation, a Lincoln left-back by the name of Bimson a few years ago. He was DIRE.

I was convinced they'd played the coach driver by mistake.

Perhaps Darlo could sign him too. He'd make a real dream team alongside Drewe chuffing Broughton...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Me ribs!!!

guy branston

Was it Prokas? The little bloke with an afro who played for Carlisle. Filthy little get. Never saw him play without him injuring somebody and commiting at least three red cardable 'tackles'. Hopeless at anything else and should have been a kick boxer.

Robbie Fowler and Kevin Phillips? Steady on indeed!!!!