Joel Porter

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22683

Chris Brookes wrote:

I should say at this point I'm a Wednesday fan

I'm afraid we all stopped reading after that and blocked you and placed contracts on your life with hit men.

By the way, how much did you pay the ref?

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:02 pm

Joel who?

yloop · **Posted:** Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:05 pm

misterb2001 wrote:

Joel who?

He was in the squad that got cheated out of promotion then got badly injured the season after. You could say that Sheffield Wednesday ruined his career, I wonder if that's mentioned in the interview?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22683

Not that we hold a grudge or anything :)

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:09 pm

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I hate the word eclectic.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22683

And the poor lad grew up in Buxton!! No wonder he's got issues that manifest themselves in becoming a Sheffield Wednesday supporter.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:33 am

I can't believe Joel prefers the Gold Coast to Hartlepool and saying he doesn't mean it in a harsh way doesn't make it alright. He'll be saying the Barrier Reef is a better place for scuba diving than the Elephant Rock next. Cheeky get.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:39 am

How can he choose bronzed half naked beauties and a top nightlife over Divvy Sharon and getting blaked in Nexus?

LOSER!

and to think I almost named one of my kids after him, thank God I went with my other option, Raj.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37981

Chip Fireball wrote:

Porters taste in music was bound to be pisspoor.

Now. now .... his taste in music is just that, his taste, just as your taste is your's. Everybody to their own, even though it may be crap..... different.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

What is your favourite type of carpet chip? just wondering...

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:44 pm

Mmmmmm... carpet chips. Bit furry but still nice with vinegar.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37981

Chip Fireball wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Chip Fireball wrote:

Porters taste in music was bound to be pisspoor.

Now. now .... his taste in music is just that, his taste, just as your taste is your's. Everybody to their own, even though it may be crap..... different.

I think he only mentions two bands in the entire interview, and one of them is The Lighthouse Family. Indeed you get the impression he isn't really interested in music much if at all, so no idea why he was interviewed. Bit like interviewing me about carpets.

I was made up at Xmas when I received a copy of the Faces album 'Long Player' and declared officially mad by the entire family, ah well. :laugh:

parmo · **Posted:** Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:50 pm

Been listening to Yes this week
Not many folks I know seem to like them, but I do and I don't care what they think!!!

Joel Porter

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