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 Post subject: Untrue Lie of a match report pure fabrication...
PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:12 pm 
Seen as Ritchies Birthmark has provided us with a 'truthful' account of events I feel the need to make one up. What a performance and fully deserved our 6-0 win, rampant stuff. What a player the new singing looks, the actor Christopher Timothy. I really enjoyed when with ten minutes left Gary Megson's ginger head exploded.

Flinders 10
Austin 10
Horwood 10
Collins 10
Hartley 10
Sweeney 10
Liddle 10
Murray 10
Haslam 10
Monkhouse 10
James 10

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Brown 10
Humphreys 12
Timothy 10


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 Post subject: Re: Untrue Lie of a match report pure fabrication...
PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:24 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:29 pm 
Cheers.


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not your best work pj

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 Post subject: Re: Untrue Lie of a match report pure fabrication...
PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:31 pm 
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100 % shit crack


to be fair, its probably only 70% shit craic


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 Post subject: Re: Untrue Lie of a match report pure fabrication...
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Seriously though was a good day through there wasn't it pj?


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 Post subject: Re: Untrue Lie of a match report pure fabrication...
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Chrissy Stevo wrote:
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Why? I thought it was quite funny, Am I missing something?

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Yossarian wrote:
Chrissy Stevo wrote:
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Why? I thought it was quite funny, Am I missing something?


If you found that funny I think you are missing something yes.


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 Post subject: Re: Untrue Lie of a match report pure fabrication...
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Embarressing really. Maybe if you attended games you wouldn't have too much time on your hands to produce this drivel


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Embarressing really. Maybe if you attended games you wouldn't have too much time on your hands to produce this drivel

Wow a real supporter! Oh how I wish to be you :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Untrue Lie of a match report pure fabrication...
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Ritchies birthmark wrote:
Embarressing really. Maybe if you attended games you wouldn't have too much time on your hands to produce this drivel

Wow a real supporter! Oh how I wish to be you :roll:


He's not wrong like. Some people care more about scoring points on here than they care about supporting their team.


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 Post subject: Re: Untrue Lie of a match report pure fabrication...
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Scoring points? This thread was started as a tongue in cheek thread based on Mr Birthmarks one. Truthful match report he said (are there any other kind?)

It was meant in humour, nothing more, nothing less. To then get the 'should be a proper supporter' guff in return is a bit stupid.

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 Post subject: Re: Untrue Lie of a match report pure fabrication...
PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:30 am 
Chrissy Stevo wrote:
misterb2001 wrote:
Ritchies birthmark wrote:
Embarressing really. Maybe if you attended games you wouldn't have too much time on your hands to produce this drivel

Wow a real supporter! Oh how I wish to be you :roll:


He's not wrong like. Some people care more about scoring points on here than they care about supporting their team.


No wonder people are leaving this Board in droves with shite like this!!!! :roll: :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Untrue Lie of a match report pure fabrication...
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Pj and misterb grow up

That is all


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 Post subject: Re: Untrue Lie of a match report pure fabrication...
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Once toungues are out of peoples behinds maybe well support the same team


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 Post subject: Re: Untrue Lie of a match report pure fabrication...
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misterb2001 wrote:
Scoring points? This thread was started as a tongue in cheek thread based on Mr Birthmarks one. Truthful match report he said (are there any other kind?)

It was meant in humour, nothing more, nothing less. To then get the 'should be a proper supporter' guff in return is a bit stupid.


Truthful was written as tongue in cheek also. After reading aidos report after the Rochdale game where he had Baldwin as a 9 because 'he's young'. I thought his ratings were biased hence the truthful comment.


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