Kenneth Williams....Facts About Kenneth Williams....

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:23 am

1. Kenneth Williams was named by his Mam when he was born of her after his namesake and childhood hero....Florence Nightingale!!!! :coool:

2. His Dad wasn't there when he was borned....he was in the Pub....but it was a good job like cos his Dad wanted to call him Playdoh....after his first Sweetheart....Morph!!!! :coool:

3. Kenneth Williams is best remembered for starring in....and been in....all but one of that Great British....'as English as Lasagne & Chips'....Institution Film Series....'Alien'!!!! :coool:

4. Kenneth Williams won his first of 14 Oscars in 1973....Best Actor....for his portrayal of Sigourney Weaver in the first Alien film....Alien 3 Meet The Fockers!!!! :coool:

5. Kenneth Williams wasn't Homosexual....he was Queer....the term Homosexual wasn't invented until after Kenneth Williams had died suddenly in 1968 after a long battle against that Queer disease....Hairy Bear!!!!
The symptoms first appeared in the Summer of 54....2 days after he got bummed for the first time!!!! sadx

6. I apologise for the above....

It was actually only 13 Oscars he won....I thought he also won an Oscar for Kramer v's Kramer....I got him mixed up with Mr.Cunnigham out of 'Happy Days'!!!! :roll:

7. General Pinochet was a huge fan of 'Happy Days'!!!! :coool:

8. Kenneth Williams came from a modest working class background but the Williams Family Struck Gold in 1917 when his father....Nora Williams....invented the Beetamax VCR!!!!
But their new found wealth never lasted long....the Williams' had to wait another 64 years until the Telly was invented to capatalize on the Beetamax VCR but by then Kenneth Williams was a huge TV star!!!!
But another tragedy struck....they couldn't remember where they put the remote and VHS took advantage of this mishap and invented VHS the following Tuesday!!!!

9. Kenneth Williams was the Voice of Willo The Wisp and John Noakes!!!!

10. Kenneth Williams hates camping and that's why in 'Alien 8 Carries on Camping' he was never ever seen on screen in a Tent and was always at least 17 foot away from the nearest one!!!!

11. Kenneth Williams was born in Barrow-in-Furness, London at a young age!!!!

12. He suffered from nightmares as a child and still does but was a heavy sleeper!!!! He had a recurring dream/nightmare every other night that he couldn't get to sleep!!!!

13. Kenneth Williams suffered from Sleepless nights and sometime woke himself up screaming in frustration due to sleeplessnessness!!!!

14. He even tried keeping a flock of sheep in his bedroom and a small fence....this helped for a while....but then the Sheep Herder and his Collie would wake him shouting 'Come by'!!!! sadx

15. Kenneth Williams was married with two small children....but upon his return back to England from Thailand it was explained to him that it was illegal here....so he chucked them!!!!

16. He despised Barbra Windsor and Daffy Duck!!!!

17. Whilst at school he earned the Nickname 'Kenny'....this was due to his Christian name....Kenneth!!!!

18. He was Lighting Director for 'Fast & Furious II'!!!!

19. He wouldn't swim with Dolphins....he said they stink!!!!

20. He had....and still has 53 years after his death....a phobia of Cats!!!!
Whilst travelling around the country on Stage in Theatre he demanded that any town he played in removed all Cats for the duration of his stay!!!!
A distance of at least 6km had to be between him and the nearest Cat or he went off it!!!!
But....and this is weird....he adored Kittens....but when they reached 104 days old he drowndeded them....or hid them under paving slabs!!!!

Disclaimer....all of the above is copied and pasted from the 1993 Best Seller....

'Kiss Me Harty....Never Before Told....The Secret Life Of Russell Harty....48years old....In Words'!!!! :coool:

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