Stages cafe

down the road · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:41 pm

Paid a visit this morning and can highly recommend the breakfast.Trying to do some work now but to full to start. If your in the boro go along and give it a try

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:47 pm

Was that you with the lightly fried bacon?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

monkeybutt wrote:

Was that you with the lightly fried bacon?

What did they order??

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:50 pm

Full breakfast and a mug of black tea.

Verbal been in also, lightweight didn`t finish his chips :wink:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

So if i was to come in and want my free portion of chips/poolie discount etc, which one will you be?

down the road · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:55 pm

No I'm the one who couldn't eat all the chips!

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:07 pm

Busy day then, now you have made me hungry.

Shame your not open weekends as I would have came in next time I am home at end of the month

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:27 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

So if i was to come in and want my free portion of chips/poolie discount etc, which one will you be?

The large person with no hair and striking good looks, usually the only fecker in so not difficult. :roll:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I have visions of the cafe from Only Fools?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:04 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

I have visions of the cafe from Only Fools?

Nothing like it except for this fool :roll:

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

monkeybutt wrote:

Full breakfast and a mug of black tea.

Verbal been in also, lightweight didn`t finish his chips :wink:

Not guilty it wasnt me :shock:

I do actually drive past your gaff today but didnt have time to stop i was just on a reccy to where it was

Ps what make is your brown sauce ?

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:14 pm

Were abouts please i'm in boro at a course next week.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:17 pm

mouldy old dough wrote:

Were abouts please i'm in boro at a course next week.

Prossyland.

Take some cable ties and a hammer.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:20 pm

verbalkint wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

Full breakfast and a mug of black tea.

Verbal been in also, lightweight didn`t finish his chips :wink:

[/qu

I do actually drive past your gaff today but didnt have time to stop i was just on a reccy to where it was

Ps what make is your brown sauce ?

Hp of course, no cheap brands here, well except my primark skids! I thought it was you bcause of what you said yesterday, it was down the road, he had a poolie jacket on and got free chips7

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

monkeybutt wrote:

verbalkint wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

Full breakfast and a mug of black tea.

Verbal been in also, lightweight didn`t finish his chips :wink:

[/qu

I do actually drive past your gaff today but didnt have time to stop i was just on a reccy to where it was

Ps what make is your brown sauce ?

Hp of course, no cheap brands here, well except my primark skids! I thought it was you bcause of what you said yesterday, it was down the road, he had a poolie jacket on and got free chips7

I Dont leave food as you will be able to tell when i come in :shock:

Looks a very posh nosh place, i was expecting a greasy spoon place.

What is the building it is in ?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:18 pm

I do actually drive past your gaff today but didnt have time to stop i was just on a reccy to where it was

Ps what make is your brown sauce ?[/quote][/quote]
Hp of course, no cheap brands here, well except my primark skids! I thought it was you bcause of what you said yesterday, it was down the road, he had a poolie jacket on and got free chips7[/quote]

I Dont leave food as you will be able to tell when i come in :shock:

Looks a very posh nosh place, i was expecting a greasy spoon place.

What is the building it is in ?[/quote]

Stages academy, homeless hostel, it is a nice gaff and the clients are mostly ok, they don`t rise until the sun sets though :roll:

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:42 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

I do actually drive past your gaff today but didnt have time to stop i was just on a reccy to where it was

Ps what make is your brown sauce ?

[/quote]
Hp of course, no cheap brands here, well except my primark skids! I thought it was you bcause of what you said yesterday, it was down the road, he had a poolie jacket on and got free chips7[/quote]

I Dont leave food as you will be able to tell when i come in :shock:

Looks a very posh nosh place, i was expecting a greasy spoon place.

What is the building it is in ?[/quote]

Stages academy, homeless hostel, it is a nice gaff and the clients are mostly ok, they don`t rise until the sun sets though :roll:

[/quote]

Stages Academy,homeless hostel..

Dance school for alcoholics..

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:57 pm

Sussex, I have been bemused by your constant striving for acceptance on this board and although your contributions are short and without substance, much as I imagine your sex life to be, would it be possible for you to go forth and multiply in jerking movements :razz:

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:07 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

Sussex, I have been bemused by your constant striving for acceptance on this board and although your contributions are short and without substance, much as I imagine your sex life to be, would it be possible for you to go forth and multiply in jerking movements :razz:

I can't imagine you have a sex life at all ,if thats you pictured at the opening of the cafe... :laugh:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:44 pm

Sussex07 wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

Sussex, I have been bemused by your constant striving for acceptance on this board and although your contributions are short and without substance, much as I imagine your sex life to be, would it be possible for you to go forth and multiply in jerking movements :razz:

I can't imagine you have a sex life at all ,if thats you pictured at the opening of the cafe... :laugh:

How little you know, my 25 year old partner gives birth in 6 weeks, or perhaps it isn`t mine :shock:

I have to beat her with a shitty stick to keep her away, must be the way I lick my eyebrows :wink:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

So is that monkeybutt?

Know the face for some reason.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:26 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

So is that monkeybutt?

Know the face for some reason.

Hammer House of Horror .???

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:25 am

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

So is that monkeybutt?

Know the face for some reason.

That`s my ugly identical twins pic :uhoh:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:32 am

mouldy old dough wrote:

Were abouts please i'm in boro at a course next week.

Next to the cop shop, 2 min walk from train station, side entrance where taxis are, look for a building where the designers were on summat with the colour scheme!

dykey · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:16 am

Giving birth in 6 weeks and still you make her work,terrible.Will placenta be on the menu ??

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:18 am

offshorepoolie wrote:

nice and clean as well!

http://www.scoresonthedoors.org.uk/busi ... 3276.html#

The stars were awarded before the cafe officially opened then ?

dykey · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:24 am

25 yr old,no wonder u need to rest on the counter.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:28 am

Lead by example,no hat on .. confised

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:29 am

Why dont you have Chop Brown Sauce

alleztfc · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:30 am

Sussex07 wrote:

offshorepoolie wrote:

nice and clean as well!

http://www.scoresonthedoors.org.uk/busi ... 3276.html#

The stars were awarded before the cafe officially opened then ?

...

Have you not got anything better to do, like preparing to do battle with the mighty Hayes & Yeading this weekend ffs? :laugh:

6halves · **Joined:** Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:26 pm **Posts:** 748

what time do you start serving brekky

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:51 am

Sussex07 wrote:

offshorepoolie wrote:

nice and clean as well!

http://www.scoresonthedoors.org.uk/busi ... 3276.html#

The stars were awarded before the cafe officially opened then ?

3 months after, now pi55 off and go play on the motorway.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:51 am

6halves wrote:

what time do you start serving brekky

8am

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:52 am

Chop is better than HP fact!

6halves · **Joined:** Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:26 pm **Posts:** 748

monkeybutt wrote:

6halves wrote:

what time do you start serving brekky

8am

and it consists of ? and how many beer tokens does it cost

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:13 am

6halves wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

6halves wrote:

what time do you start serving brekky

8am

and it consists of ? and how many beer tokens does it cost

Bacon, cumberland sausage, hash brown, mushrooms, beans, tomato, egg, fried bread, toast and poolie bonus chips and mug of tea!

3.49

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Just 1 bacon and sausage?

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:15 am

can you swop the fried bread for bacon

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:15 am

Sussex07 wrote:

Lead by example,no hat on .. confised

A hat is to stop hair falling into the food, see any

6halves · **Joined:** Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:26 pm **Posts:** 748

no black pud

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:17 am

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Just 1 bacon and sausage?

Jesus some people, quality over quantity every day, it is a large sausage and prime bacon, not the thin crap you get in Asda rage

Oops, yeah black pud also :uhoh:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:18 am

Compo wrote:

can you swop the fried bread for bacon

It won`t matter to you because you only get over when your not on a stag do and we close weekends :wink:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Do the chips come seperate or on the plate?

Also i dont like tomato and mushrooms....

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:21 am

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Do the chips come seperate or on the plate?

Also i dont like tomato and mushrooms....

The chips come seperate in a bowl, as for the tomato & mushrooms, a bit like pubic hair, just move em aside and keep on eating :wink:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:23 am

monkeybutt wrote:

...we close weekends :wink:

I know, otherwise I'd have been in a few times as I get my cars serviced just down the road. :evil:

Ah, now I know why you close weekends! :laugh:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:24 am

Mr Ripper wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

...we close weekends :wink:

I know, otherwise I'd have been in a few times as I get my cars serviced just down the road. :evil:

Ah, now I know why you close weekends! :laugh:

So do I, summat to do with european working conditions, apparently working 7 days a week is frowned upon :roll:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Shouldnt you be working now?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:34 am

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Shouldnt you be working now?

Fridays always dead, get to do computer work, not this obviously but, hey!

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:37 am

monkeybutt wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

...we close weekends :wink:

I know, otherwise I'd have been in a few times as I get my cars serviced just down the road. :evil:

Ah, now I know why you close weekends! :laugh:

So do I, summat to do with european working conditions, apparently working 7 days a week is frowned upon :roll:

Five and a half would do including a Saturday morning you workshy lazy bastad.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:40 am

I know, otherwise I'd have been in a few times as I get my cars serviced just down the road. :

So do I, summat to do with european working conditions, apparently working 7 days a week is frowned upon :roll:

[/quote]

Five and a half would do including a Saturday morning you workshy lazy bastad.[/quote]

I have considered carefully your request and after much deliberation, the panel have unequivocally said, Get to FECK, get your cars serviced during the week :evil:

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