Looks fookin mauve to me

i've always suspected there was a hint of lavender about him

I always had my suspicions about him

Moisturiser boy - Is there something wrong with using moistuiser like?

watch him tap dance along the terrace tonight
if he makes it

You stick to cribbage and dominoes.

Red, I like red

Not keen on Red myself. Looks like a bordello site now

Looks like Jonny is a wannabee moisturiser too

i think I must of missed something, are you telling me that the majority of you lot don't use moisturiser? You must have skin like sandpaper. It's the 2000's you've got to get with it.

Next you'll be saying that you spit on your hands to do your hair and that deoderant is just for girls.......

Are you sure that you aren't just pretending that you don't use moisturiser? It's nothing to be ashamed of ADG, most blokes use it these days, its not the 50's anymore.

Plus when i'm 50 as i don't smoke and use moisturiser i will probably look like I am still in my 30's......

I'll have you know Bunter, that they are thinking of naming a rose after me much like Princess Anne and Margaret Thatcher. They'd name one after you but roses called 'big fat obnoxious argumentative pie munching bounder' wouldn't sell that well at Blackwells on a Sunday morning would they??

Go and take your face for a shit!!

i'm saying nowt

I do like having a bit of a jive on rare occasions. The dancing shoes will definetly be packed for for my jaunt to ibiza in the summer. And seriously there's nothing wrong with a bit of grooming to look your best. i think everyone does a bit of turd polishing before they go out socially or to work these days.......

I can't believe that you are part of the cave men crew Sarf. You're a southener FFS.......

Southerner - YES
Ponsing around with beauty products - NEVER

explains a lot you ugly damned bounder!!

Four days into New Year and they're still letting fireworks off at a pace. It's like Beiruit round here and apparently, our rass says, it goes on for 15 days and ends with a clearance sale of fireworks with which they all go apeshit.

Oh fuc kin joy..... The only advantage is the dogs are all shit scared and hiding under the beds so they aren't out barking at each other.

The food's cushty like......our rass noshed a chickens head today......

Sarf man - a bit of moisturiser and hair wax is hardly using beuty products. They are more male grroming essentials.......

WTF would I need hair wax for?

No ADG I like to dance in the right circumstances, you have to these days. its rare that i'm at family parties, weddings etc but you've got to get up for the conga.

When out round the town or Durham or whatever, although i would much prefer to wander around a club with a bottle of lager and just chat to people it is not always the best tactic to pull a hottie. You have to be able to dance and it least have confidence in what you are doing to cop off with any one half decent usually.

It's just the way things are.....

It's probably good that you don't use moisturiser, you'd probably get through a tube a little bit quicker than most..... it could end up being expensive....

shitting hell dibble man! stop speaking the truth will ya?!

fish heads and prawn brains and now chickens heads
did you marry OZZIE OSBOURNE

If you go out round the town, 80-90% of the women spend most of their time on the dancefloor. In order to break the ice you need to at least try to dance so you can talk to them at the same time. When I said 'cop off with anyone half decent' I also meant with someone who is a good laugh etc and someone of your taste not nesicerilly the thick barbie wannabe's.....

You left out the chickens feet an' all........ I participated in the deep fried crickets like, but only briefly, I mean an inects an insect no matter how much soy sauce you put on it.

SOME HOOFERS LIKE TO GET ON UP

i was waiting for that.........

SURE HE HAD HIS PYJAMAS ON

NOWT LIKE BEING READY

gerra a way hewas ripping the seats out

that is not Brenda dancing is it?

It's really strange but think of Jack Spratt and his missus. She eats all the fish skin, head, fins and tail and gives me all the 'good' bits. I don't eat chicken but they don't do chicken like me and you know it, nicely gutted and roasted. They just chop the whole thing in bits with a big cleaver and scoff the lot. Last night I kid you not, we had soup made from an anteater. They'll nosh owt and nothing goes to waste.

Cat?? Like the stories?? Oh yes, there's a restaurant down in Shenzen just been done for selling civet. It's like halfway between a moggie and a lynx. They found three in the freezer and four out the back in cages. The reason they got done though is not because it's nasty to eat cat, but because the civet has been a key link in passing bird flu to humans!!

TISHOOO!!!!! Fuc k........

no wonder all the dogs are fretting

forget fireworks
here comes their rass with a cleaver

I could take you down the market now and show you the dogs hanging up butchered for sale as food. You just get the 205 from the end of the road. Or the ar ling oo, as we locals know it!!

After seeing this, no wonder the site has gone lilac. Was it an 'excuse me' dance?