Dog owners be warned

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 5:19 pm

There was dog shit on my garden at teatime today.
From tomorrow my lawn will be covered in rat poison,if you let your dog on my garden it will be poisoned.

unionjack · **Joined:** Sat Jan 22, 2011 5:59 pm **Posts:** 217

How do you know it was dog shit? :laugh:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:05 pm

unionjack wrote:

How do you know it was dog shit? :laugh:

Man in Darlo shirt seen running away.....

Jonny · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:52 pm

I don't think rat poison will stop a dog having a poo on your lawn...

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:04 pm

It will poison the dog & make it ill & that will do me.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:18 pm

Chip Fireball wrote:

I finally tracked down the chap that nicked my mountain bike tonight. In all such instances Trimdon Law applies. The fella wasnt happy, but he had to accept laws are laws. :wink:

For those of us lucky enough not to come from Trimdon, what is Trimdon law

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:27 pm

Jonny wrote:

I don't think rat poison will stop a dog having a poo on your lawn...

I thought the rats in Hartlepool were about the same size as a dog ?

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:52 pm

Chip Fireball wrote:

I finally tracked down the chap that nicked my mountain bike tonight. In all such instances Trimdon Law applies. The fella wasnt happy, but he had to accept laws are laws. :wink:

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verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

monkeybutt wrote:

Chip Fireball wrote:

I finally tracked down the chap that nicked my mountain bike tonight. In all such instances Trimdon Law applies. The fella wasnt happy, but he had to accept laws are laws. :wink:

For those of us lucky enough not to come from Trimdon, what is Trimdon law

Have you ever seen the film Deliverance ?

Squeele like a pig fat boy :shock:

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:08 pm

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37848

Chip Fireball wrote:

Trimdon Law is a longstanding form of justice applied in the collieries. It works well despite the fact, or quite possibly because of the fact, that the police are not involved at any stage of the process.

Essentially it's a slightly less violent form of Sharia Law. Though this can vary depending on the location. In Ludworth for example, even minor theft can end up with a punishment similar to that seen at the end of the film The Wicker Man.

You pretend to burn an actor....? surely not.
:shock:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37848

GroovyCrimes wrote:

There was dog shit on my garden at teatime today.
From tomorrow my lawn will be covered in rat poison,if you let your dog on my garden it will be poisoned.

... and if a child wanders onto it by chance ......? file in cake ...?

yloop · **Posted:** Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:48 am

It's not the dog's fault. Watch for it then have a go at the owner.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

go have a shit on his lawn like jim carrey does in me, myself and irene...

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:54 am

Yubep wrote:

go have a shit on his lawn like jim carrey does in me, myself and irene...

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Aug 02, 2011 4:38 pm

Bur Mr Crimes, most rat poison is warfarin which is a protein depletant, thus, your lawn will go brown and mask the dog shit.

Unless...you've got WHITE dog shit which is gold dust these days... :shock:

Don't slaughter the goose that lays the errr....white egg. :grin:

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