A couple in Liverpool have just had their 11th child and decide not to have anymore due to the council not buying them a bigger bed and unable to nick 1 due to the weight of it.

He goes to the doctor and informs him of their decision and the doctor says that a vasectomy is the answer but is expensive.

" I can`t afford 1 says the scally, the doctor informs him of a cheap yet affective alternative.

Put a firework in an empty beer can and hold it to your ear while counting to ten, " I may not be the brightest person in the world, but how the hell will that do the job"?, "trust me I`m a doctor, it will work".

The scouser goes home and lights a banger, puts it in a beer can, holds it to his ear and starts counting, "1,2,3,4,5" he then puts the beer can between his legs so he can use his other hand to get to 10....

This procedure also works in Darlington, Middlesbrough, parts of Newcastle and all of Wales!