.... crossing the Newport Bridge on the way to Teesport this morning when a bloke shot up the inside lane and tried to push into the front of the queue, but the bloke in a white van wouldn't let him in. At this point the suited bloke in a red mondeo went absolutley apeshit, screaming and shouting and banging on his own window while the van driver just ignored him ...he then tried to ram the van without actually making contact and then jumped out avoiding death from other traffic and did a brilliant Basil Fawlty impression screaming at the van driver and threatening to kill him if he didn't move over and let him in. We jumped out of our car and told him to.... 'f*** off' at which point a gap appeared, the van moved on, Basil shot into his car and promptly stalled it ...he was frothing, screaming and about to start licking the windows as we all drove past him. I WONDER WHAT HE DOES FOR A LIVING.

Anger management counsellor??

Okay spud, your teeth click and you smell of wee.......

funnily enough when they try that with me i tend to win.

the other way is to diffuse the situation try blowing the other driver a kiss

i thought that was our little secret

i saw some chew at that roundabout last tuesday night snowdrop....a gadgie out of his car threatening some poor git

chavtastic round my way