Leaked Police Report

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:38 pm

he might have been trying to get his keys out of his pocket while shouting at someone to open the door

poolpower · **Posted:** Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:40 pm

he told me he was poorly
poor excuse

what date is the court apperance

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36399

Nun of us know... :wink:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:06 pm

I'm a bit concerned that he was planning a meeting with BP on Saturday who also hasn't been seen since. I reckon Cornelius is holding lighted matches under BP's toes somewhere in a lock up on a deserted industrial estate until he coughs his sister in laws address!! :shock:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36399

..that's nunsense :wink:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:16 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

I'm a bit concerned that he was planning a meeting with BP on Saturday who also hasn't been seen since. I reckon Cornelius is holding lighted matches under BP's toes somewhere in a lock up on a deserted industrial estate until he coughs his sister in laws address!! :shock:

Mighty Thor's hammer, I was having a w**k. OK rage

Five days to crank one out though?? :shock:

That's taking the piss out of elongation, that!! Couldn't you think of anyone?? :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36399

FIVE DAYS... ?:shock: what came out dust or toothpaste? :laugh:

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