Strange question asked at a match!

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:52 pm

I was stood at half time, and felt a tap on my shoulder, I turned around and the bloke behind me asked "are you still dogging?", at least that's what I think he said, through his yacker accent! So when I said no, he said I look just like a lad from Blackhall he knows, still not sure if he was talking about going to the Dog Racing, or having sex with strangers in car parks, so I edged away as much as I could.

Wommers · **Posted:** Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:53 pm

A689 layby (allegedly)

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:25 am

Are you sure he wasn't asking.....'are you Bill Coggin?'

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:38 am

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

Are you sure he wasn't asking.....'are you Bill Coggin?'

He might have been, but the answer would have been the same.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37892

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

I was stood at half time, and felt a tap on my shoulder, I turned around and the bloke behind me asked "are you still dogging?",

Maybe that naked woman bent over in front of you while you were wearing nothing but a bacofoil thong aroused his suspicions and was merely enquiring if you were '....finished' :laugh:

parmo · **Posted:** Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:45 am

is she still there?................

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:20 am

Wommers wrote:

A689 layby (allegedly)

Bastards have thinned out all the trees now :angry-screaming:

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:09 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

Wommers wrote:

A689 layby (allegedly)

Bastards have thinned out all the trees now :angry-screaming:

Is that a euphemism for something mucky?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

I was stood at half time, and felt a tap on my shoulder, I turned around and the bloke behind me asked "are you still dogging?", at least that's what I think he said, through his yacker accent! So when I said no, he said I look just like a lad from Blackhall he knows, still not sure if he was talking about going to the Dog Racing, or having sex with strangers in car parks, so I edged away as much as I could.

So if he said are you still dogging, n you said no, does that mean you used to?

alienlife · **Posted:** Wed Nov 13, 2013 1:34 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

Wommers wrote:

A689 layby (allegedly)

Bastards have thinned out all the trees now :angry-screaming:

Is that a euphemism for something mucky?

No it just means he has to find a new layby.

Kevin Dixon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:04 am **Posts:** 1432

I have noticed all the bushes have been cut

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:19 pm

Kevin Dixon wrote:

I have noticed all the bushes have been cut

The green ones I hope?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37892

Kevin Dixon wrote:

I have noticed all the bushes have been cut

All the sycamores have had a Brazilian.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:58 pm

Is that the Sycamore triplets from Seaton? They've had a few Brazilians, several Poles and an entire Inuit husky racing team if rumours are to be believed.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:48 am

Yubep wrote:

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

I was stood at half time, and felt a tap on my shoulder, I turned around and the bloke behind me asked "are you still dogging?", at least that's what I think he said, through his yacker accent! So when I said no, he said I look just like a lad from Blackhall he knows, still not sure if he was talking about going to the Dog Racing, or having sex with strangers in car parks, so I edged away as much as I could.

So if he said are you still dogging, n you said no, does that mean you used to?

Didn't everybody?

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