Had my first ever one ever yesterday. Bloody lovely.
Gutted I've missed out on 33yrs worth.
Anything you've recently discovered, or invented?

Thats it, you are officially posh.

..Freewheelin'....I do it all the time now, when going downhill or slowing upto roundabouts and junctions in me' car...saves on fuel and brakepads and helps me chill-out. It also annoys people behind me tailgating...which is mildly amusing.

Sandpaper toilet roll, gets rid of the klingers!

I like a bit of sticky toffee cheesecake myself on the odd occasion.

wet bum wipes - actually gets the mess off, not simply drying it up only to cause problems later after perspiring

It doesn't save you petrol. Ticking over in gear uses zero petrol, freewheeling does use petrol.

...Uh!.....ticking over in gear ?.........surely that would stall a car?

There is a woman of large proportion who lives 4 doors away and my partner has befriended her, she came home this afti with the best Banoffee pie I ever ate and I have consumed some over the years, usually shop bought kak that never hits the mark.

I realise this women must bake daily considering her size but the pie mmmm mmmm.

She single by the way and is funny as well as having flour marks around her mott area

...Presently necking a bottle of Salice Salentino aged in oak Italian red 2002....from my extensive cellar collection in the garage.

Creme Brulee.....great band.....shit business though

Jedward 1/2 on at William Hill to represent Ireland at Eurovision in May.

We'll find out next Friday.

Oh god its not that time again is it

Eurovision night falls on FA Cup Final Day this year - May 14th.

Yippee.

boom bang abang

...I'm struggling to work out which of those events is remotely relevant???

We'll all have have hair like Jedward by 2030...

....or in your case Sussex, a baldy old scalp that looks like a burnt crème brulée in the summer.

It doesn't. Next time you're in traffic, take your foot off the accelerator and you'll still move forward, using less petrol than if you freewheeled. Most modern cars will pull away without using the accelerator and only the clutch if you're delicate. This is the best way to avoid wheel spin if there's snow on the ground.

Freewheeling in neutral approaching roundabouts and the like uses less petrol than keeping the car in gear and taking your foot off the accelerator. It must be true cos my nazi computer tells me so.

Surely depressing the clutch (by making it watch pools recently?) will have the same effect as putting it in neutral anyway. All it does is disengages the gears?

Freewheeling in gear uses no petrol at all. Zilch, Zero. Freewheeling in nuetral uses some fuel albeit a small amount.

I always freewheel in neutral whenever I can. I think the momentum of freewheeling in the long run saves you petrol as freewheeling in gear slows you down quicker.

I always think of this fella when I hear Creme Brulee

How to go from a creamy desert to saving petrol is beyond me

Class programme that

Not according to the nazi computer, and the nazis topped more yids than you have so it must be right.