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 Post subject: Katy Perry
PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:59 pm 
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is possibly the fittest bint going at the moment. Is it ok to have a fantasy that starts
with nobbing her then kicking in her ridiculous husband before dragging him in front
of a tram by his equally ridiculous hair?
Why do women likes dickheads?

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 Post subject: Re: Katy Perry
PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:01 am 
Hang on I`ll ask me bird...

Because I am hung like an Arabian camel bbolt

oh and yeh, I`d smash her and then him in the face, oxygen thief he is!
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 Post subject: Re: Katy Perry
PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:01 am 
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Each to their own. She is rough as a badgers arse imo.

Would sooner do Russel brand bbolt

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 Post subject: Re: Katy Perry
PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:52 am 
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She's a meff.

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 Post subject: Re: Katy Perry
PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:26 pm 
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She is excruciatingly annoying, not quite as much as her husband though. The pair of them deserve a slow, painful, and early death.

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 Post subject: Re: Katy Perry
PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:30 pm 
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Well I would:

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 Post subject: Re: Katy Perry
PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:31 pm 
I`ll have sloppy 2nds please
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