his name Ifil the right sided stopper for Swindon, must be 15 stone, with a hoof to the main stand.

Maybe the name IFIL is appropriate as given our run, he was close to filling his pants everytime we got near to their box. He is as bad as any centre half we have ever heard. Who is your worst centre half to have played against POOLS.

Steve Foster, past it, headband wearing, overrated Brighton fanny, followed by Matt 'ave it Clarke

just had a quick look at the swindon rivals thing and one bloke on their states that nelson and clark are immense - dont you ferkin know it.


another also states that we are 'on a bit of a roll'
a bit of a roll - 2 goals conceded in 13 matches

from 16th place to third after 14 games unbeaten, only two of them draws.

fook me i'm getting nervous and it's three months until the end of the season.........

NERVOUS??!!! I was PETRIFIED the last 15 minutes today, was listening to Radio Borer & was actually wishing they would go back to the Loids match cos I couldn't bear to listen

did some hoovering so didn't have to listen - but did manage to turn it off in time to hear loids let one in!

I was exactly the same cowboy, the last half-hour seemed to be like a year ....especially with that Ivan Ash gadgie

He is a bit like listening to paint drying isn't he?

Problem is the sound quality on Poolsworld is so bad it just pisses me off

sounded like they put a lot of pressure on us in the last fifteen
but there was only ever going to be one result

3pm this afternoon I would have been happy with a draw

He said something like "we are in injury time now, but im not sure how much there is, i didnt see the board go up"...fook my fat aunt!

Meanwhile back at the ranch, im chewing the paint off the wall, waiting for the whistle to blow

He wasn't helped by his sidekick today, hope he has a successful career as a professional footballer, because he hasn't got any hope of making it at any other profession.

I got in trouble at that point, shouted something at the radio along the lines of "didn't see the board? STUPID TWAT" The Mrs wasn't impressed being as the kids were well within earshot - mind the neighbours must have thought we'd gone mad the cheering that wen't on after the whistle finally went

It was pure torture listening to that last ten minutes. I mean it doesn't help when the commentator sounds like somone who should talking about passing busses and cream cakes on 'test match special' does it!? I mean was it only me who heard Ivan Ash say in the first half that it was a "Corner to Reading!!??!!" FFS the guy doesn't even where he is!!

'dimi just strolls around his box with the ball like a judge waiting to address a courtromm' - eeeyyy?

It was Assizes actually katcha

Also "The sun is shining in Dimi's eyes in the second half, maybe he should borrow a cap, he hasnt got a cap, well he probably has but he isnt wearing it"

Cut the sh it Ivan, hows the fooking match!!!

assizes make's it even worse!!

still dont know it he's Ivor Nash

or Ivan Ash

or Ivan Nash?