dead hedgehog

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:51 pm

Now all the snow is melted I have discovered the corpse of a hedgehog at the bottom of the garden. Should I:

a) bury it and make a headstone for it out of lolly sticks?

b) put it in the wheely bin?

c) kick it under the hedge and forget about it?

yloop · **Posted:** Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:05 pm

Put it on the road next to a broken piece of yellow line and watch as the mail come round for their story of the year. If you can get a Peter Owens reference in there then you get double points.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

hedgehog pie?

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:18 pm

..Useful tip:- hollow out the hedgehog ..then sew the carcass to the bottom of an old pair of slippers, then if the kids spill a box of sugar puffs on the kitchen floor you can pick them up via the spikes, without even having to bend over... :wink:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:24 pm

yloop wrote:

Put it on the road next to a broken piece of yellow line and watch as the mail come round for their story of the year. If you can get a Peter Owens reference in there then you get double points.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Chip Fireball wrote:

our game at the rec this morning was halted as there was a dead rat in our penalty box.

we fell apart after he went off. sadx

aido??

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sat Jan 08, 2011 3:13 pm

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I don`t believe it :wink:

returnofaido · **Posted:** Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:15 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Chip Fireball wrote:

our game at the rec this morning was halted as there was a dead rat in our penalty box.

we fell apart after he went off. sadx

aido??

i'll have you know i was going nowhere near our box. it looked like the aftermath of a massacre at the somme.

i was too busy winning penalties so that chip could score and cheer his face up !! :grin:

barrywardrobe · **Posted:** Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:54 pm

give it a kiss, then bury it.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:21 pm

Grave wrote:

yloop wrote:

Put it on the road next to a broken piece of yellow line and watch as the mail come round for their story of the year. If you can get a Peter Owens reference in there then you get double points.

Ah, The Curious Incident of the Dead Hedgehog under the Yellow Council Paint. :laugh:

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