Has anybody got

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:57 am

a phone number for Kylie?? I hear she's back on the market.

I've obviously had her like but I wouldn't mind the second leg....... :grin:

poolpower · **Posted:** Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:30 am

if you mean Kylie from montague street
she is taken again
but i can still give you her number

Moriarty · **Posted:** Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:32 am

Pooliekev wrote:

a phone number for Kylie?? I hear she's back on the market.

I've obviously had her like but I wouldn't mind the second leg....... :grin:

Have you tried Heather Mills?

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1505

Ki Lee?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22568

Jean Alexander?

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:17 pm

sarf wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

a phone number for Kylie?? I hear she's back on the market.

I've obviously had her like but I wouldn't mind the second leg....... :grin:

Have you tried Heather Mills?

Quite clearly the football terminology soared over your head as your team can only be approximately described by the word 'football.' :roll:

Moriarty · **Posted:** Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:20 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

sarf wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

a phone number for Kylie?? I hear she's back on the market.

I've obviously had her like but I wouldn't mind the second leg....... :grin:

Have you tried Heather Mills?

Quite clearly the football terminology soared over your head as your team can only be approximately described by the word 'football.' :roll:

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:37 pm

Mr I wrote:

Jean Alexander?

I've had her. :grin:

And Kathy Staff, before anyone asks. :grin:

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:07 pm

Jean Alexander and Kathy Staff is that not necrophilia confised

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:11 pm

townendtimmy wrote:

Jean Alexander and Kathy Staff is that not necrophilia confised

That would really be an alternative porno fillum. bolt

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:19 am

townendtimmy wrote:

Jean Alexander and Kathy Staff is that not necrophilia confised

Doesn't count as necrophilia until they've cooled down and there's signs of rigor mortis. :wink:

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:47 am

Pooliekev wrote:

townendtimmy wrote:

Jean Alexander and Kathy Staff is that not necrophilia confised

Doesn't count as necrophilia until they've cooled down and there's signs of rigor mortis. :wink:

Pure filth, i dont even think the thoughts would pass yours or Mr Atweasles head kev confised

urgh

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:06 pm

townendtimmy wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

townendtimmy wrote:

Jean Alexander and Kathy Staff is that not necrophilia confised

Doesn't count as necrophilia until they've cooled down and there's signs of rigor mortis. :wink:

Pure filth, i dont even think the thoughts would pass yours or Mr Atweasles head kev confised

urgh

Never even occured to me until you brought it up. It wasn't me who designated the living as dead was it?? :roll:

I just made the definition.

But cheers anyway, not every day I manage to plumb new depths...... :grin: