Poolie Garden gnome from the club shop.

I got a turd on a rope

Got the full Alan Partridge boxset. Well chuffed!

Says to her "That black shirts canny,my size is large" today I opens a blue shirt size medium

...got something similar. Like arse is it the thought that counts!

I also mentions the pocket size Roger Mellie profanasaurus,handy when youre stuck waiting for a bus/train etc to just take out & look through.
she buys me the version that you couldnt fit in a fackin wheelbarrow never miind yer pocket

....got a pair of much needed slippers off the Mater-et-law.......one size too small....you'd think they did it on purpose...

.....and a dress shirt with a neck size that would fit Lou Ferrigno...

I used to wear shoes 1 size too small, I was going through a rough period and taking them off after 12 hours was the only think to look forward 2

got tickets for me and the wife to see Alan Carr at The O2 next year. Not sure watching a comedian at such a big venue is a good idea but still looking forward to it

Up to now I've got the Spike Milligan biography

And a contraption which will convert all my vinyl into MP3s

just watched his stand up on channel 4, it was hilarious.

I was very lucky... I got a Xbox 360 with one of them Kinect things and a few games, a playstation move thingy for my playstation, some nice aftershaves, the red dwarf box set and an ipod dock.

I got my own spider. It's in the bathroom - always wanted one of those things.
8 legs, cobwebs, the lot

your parents spoil you parmo!

Kinect any good? Thinking about getting it but don;t know anyone with 1.

I've read that is a split second behind your actual movements?

It's fun but you need a LOT of room (about 6-8ft between you and the TV plus 2-3ft either side) and more if there are 2 players.

The lag is minimal, not really noticeable when you're playing but you can see it when you watch others playing if you look for it. It doesn't affect the gameplay as the current games aren't split second reaction games, I reckon it's more in the software than the kinect itself tbh.

Very tempted to invest in this...

Could be an easy way to shed a bit weight

I was playing the boxing on kinect sports last night, was knackered by the time i'd finished!

Sod it. Im gonna get 1 next week...

still on the subject of toys...

when did toys, mainly kids ones, become so hard to take out of a fluffing box?

There tied in with little tiny bits of plastic wrapping them round more plastic and cardboard and selotape and all kinds of safety shit.

It took me 30 minutes at least to get the younguns buzzlightyear out the box he'd fucked off onto summit else by the time i'd finished, red faced, sweating and angry as fuck.

I've had loads of them to do this year, it's so they look good on display so the kids will want them more. When I was a kid there was a box with a picture on it, or a plastic bubble type box with a transformer in it.