be Cheetah, I wanna be a tantar!!

I don't wanna go to Chelsea

(elvis costello, later covered by steven gerrard)

I don't wanna spoil the party so I'll go
I would hate my disappointment to show
There's nothing for me here
So I will disappear
If she turns up while I'm gone,
please let me know

I've had a drink or two and I don't care
There's no fun in what I do if she's not there
I wonder what went wrong
I've waited far too long
I think I'll take a walk and look for her