Bernard Matthews

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Nov 26, 2010 8:36 pm

I cant believe the irony of him croaking on Thanksgiving. :shock:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Nov 26, 2010 8:56 pm

Bootiful

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36345

I wonder if Turkey's go to Heaven... cos if they do, he's f****d, big time.

Mandy · **Posted:** Fri Nov 26, 2010 9:04 pm

Roast In Peace.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Fri Nov 26, 2010 9:36 pm

Ratatouille ,chateau potatoes,petit pois and Turkey twizzlers.....one of my favourite dinner party suprises..

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22565

I bet the parson nose some prayers for him

NEW ADMIN · **Joined:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:48 pm **Posts:** 185

I can't believe Bernard Matthews has died. I'll always remember that one of his about the darkie walking into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Nov 27, 2010 2:38 am

What's their lass getting for Christmas????

A smaller Turkey!!!! :grin:

Had a bout 8 jokes within minutes of me sending my first....all off the same bloke....Mr.Dave'n'Wendy!!!! :laugh: