Dead heat for me-

"There's a killer on the road
His brain is squirmin' like a toad" Sorry Jim 'poet' Morrison but toads are dry and don't squirm much.

Rivalled by-

"Why do I find it hard to write the next line?" Apart from inviting abuse why did Spandau ballet choose to make the shyte lyrics of True even worse with that? And why do they still play it shops after all this time?And why do I always notice that line?

Anymore?

If I can beat Mr I to this one;

"And it's Hartlepool, Hartlepool FC, we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen."

How about;

Well you're built like a car
You've got a hub cap diamond star halo
You're built like a car, oh yeah

utter drivel or what?

Looking for Changes by Paul McCartney - Utter drivel. Shite. Bits of it are that bad they are funny.

I Saw A Cat With A Machine In His Brain
The Man Who Fed Him Said
He Didn't Feel Any Pain
I'd Like To See That Man Take Out That Machine
And Stick It In His Own Brain
You Know What I Mean
I Saw A Rabbit With Its Eyes Full Of Tears
The Lab That Owned Her Had
Been Doing It For Years
Why Don't We Make Them Pay For Every Last Eye
That Couldn't Cry Its Own Tears
Do You Know What I Mean

When I Tell You That We'll All Be
Looking For Changes
Changes In The Way We Treat Our Fellow Creatures
And We Will Learn How To Grow

Well I Tell You That We'll All Be
Looking For Changes
Changes In The Way We Treat Our Fellow Creatures
And We Will Learn How To Grow
When We're Looking For Changes

I Saw A Monkey That Was Learning To Choke
A Guy Beside Him Gave Him Cigarettes To Smoke
And Everytime That Monkey Started To Cough
The Bastard Laughed His Head Off
Do You Know What I Mean

When I Tell You That We'll All Be
Looking For Changes
Changes In The Way We Treat Our Fellow Creatures
And We Will Learn How To Grow

When We're Looking For Changes
We're Looking For Changes
We're Looking For Changes

Adrian Gurvitz - Classic

Gonna write a classic
Gonna write it in an attic

For me it's got to be that pile of unaldulterated shite by Laurie Anderson (that got to No.1 f.f.s)..Oh Superman...

...'Oh Superman, Oh Judge, Oh Mom and Dad, mom and dad, Oh superman, Oh Judge, Oh Mom and Dad, mom and dad'
...............Utter, utter bollocks from start to finish.

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