You Know When

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:48 am

your missus had your first baby and you turned up pissed and asked them to 'put an extra stitch in....??'

Well it's moved on......

Make my girlfriend look like her
(China Daily)
Updated: 2007-01-30 09:25

A man brought a picture of actress Fan Bingbing to hospital and asked doctors to help make his girlfriend look more like her through a series of cosmetic surgeries in Hankou, Hubei, late last week.

The man, Guo Ming, took his girlfriend, Gao Ling, to the hospital for cosmetic surgery after many of Guo's friends commented at a party that Gao, 29, was not so beautiful. He told doctors he hoped they could make her look like Fan, his idol. Doctors suggested they think it over because the surgery will be very complicated.

(Wuhan Evening News )

Nice mates he's got eh?? refred

poolpower · **Posted:** Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:53 am

i don't believe a word you say without photographic evidence

and is GOU MING an anagram in Cantonese for Worksopian

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:02 pm

poolpower wrote:

i don't believe a word you say without photographic evidence

and is GOU MING an anagram in Cantonese for Worksopian

No, no, silly old sausage!!

I dunno about his alleged minging girlfriend but here's Fan Bingbing:

Who you might agree is tidy as. So is that photographic evidence enough?? :roll:

Doubting Thomas!!

poolpower · **Posted:** Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:10 pm

that could be anyone
they all look the same to me how can i be sure it is Fan Bling Bling

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:15 pm

poolpower wrote:

that could be anyone
they all look the same to me how can i be sure it is Fan Bling Bling

Fan BINGBING, turn your hearing aid up, only stop when it whistles.

If she looks the same as Bruce Lee, or Jackie Chan to you, you're beyond help. :roll:

She's fit as :wink:

poolpower · **Posted:** Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:18 pm

SO DOE'S THIS BLOKE WANT TO LOOK LIKE HER THEN
are you in the Y M C A Mr Worksop

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:13 pm

poolpower wrote:

SO DOE'S THIS BLOKE WANT TO LOOK LIKE HER THEN
are you in the Y M C A Mr Worksop

No, no, he wants his girlfriend to.........oh look, do you want a cup of tea?? Does he take sugar?? Shall I fetch your pension??

No I'm not in the YMCA, there's no YMCA in China, there's the People's Liberation Army for foppish God botherers. confised

:sweet:

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:18 pm

[quote="Cornelius AtweasleI think I've had her. But I might be wrong.[/quote]

I'm on her list but I've got Tarcy Su to go at yet!! :wink:

poolpower · **Posted:** Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:04 pm

it has just crossed my mind that you two gentlemen could just be telling porkies about all theses lady friends of yours

Walter Mitty comes to mind
or is that Water Matau

poolpower · **Posted:** Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:09 pm

nappy rash doe's not count

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:47 pm

poolpower wrote:

it has just crossed my mind that you two gentlemen could just be telling porkies about all theses lady friends of yours

Walter Mitty comes to mind
or is that Water Matau

What on earth makes you think that?? :shock:

Couple of good lookers like us, we're beating them off with a soiled implement..... rolf

poolpower · **Posted:** Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:29 pm

this is why
your last press release

and why has that Tacky bird got her ipod on backwards

You Know When

Gadgies online