Awww, I kind of like him...if only because he reads out my e-mails. Although I don’t think he checks them before he reads them and one day he’ll accidentally read out featuring highly offensive content and get in trouble. The tone of his voice also sounded confused when I mentioned Gustavo Di Lella…

But let's be fair when you've been watching the shit we've had to put up with the last 12 months (especially in League 1), then you're bound to wet yourself at the smallest bit of excitement. Watching Dimi doing those recent Taffy Williams impressions would also excite you.