All men like to think they are marrying nymphomaniacs, the problem is that after a few years the nympho leaves but the maniac doesn`t

...which hardly makes any difference to most stallions since the horse in them bolts well before the nympho does.

YWMV

You speak for yerself, Monty...............It's probably too much french vin rouge in your case !!!!!!!!!!

I was talking to an old lad the other day who has just turned 84.

He said " I still have sex at 84...........I live at number 82, but it's not far"....................!!!!

I gave up my harem. Fifty wives means fifty mothers-in-law.