I've Just Been Interrogated!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:36 pm

And I only bought a Goldfish to go with the one the bairn got at the Tall Ships!!!! :shock:

Got it from Pets At Home....they wanted to know if I already had any Fish and how many, how long I'd had them, how big is the Tank I already have, my name and address etc etc!!!! :shock:

And then I was only allowed 1 when I wanted 2!!!! :evil:

BTW....That Goldfish the Bairn got is the most expensive Carnival Goldfish I've ever known....just spent over 70 snodgers on the bastard!!!! :evil:

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:41 pm

....what a load of pollocks..... bbolt

alienlife · **Posted:** Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:50 pm

I went and tried to buy 2 fish from Pets at Home, I left empty handed sadx

Made me more pissed off when I went to the town and saw some of the scruffy gets feeding their kids pasties before the poor little buggers can walk, perhaps there should be a quiz before people breed.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Aug 15, 2010 7:14 pm

alienlife wrote:

perhaps there should be a quiz before people breed.

absolutely no doubt about it!!!

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:52 pm

Cod almighty what is the world coming to

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:07 pm

GroovyCrimes wrote:

Cod almighty what is the world coming to

A bloke walks into a chippy with a cod under his arm and whispers 'Do you sell fishcakes?', she replies 'yes' and he says 'thank god for that, it's his birthday'

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:41 pm

Was gonna get one for my boy but after reading this I`ll make one out of a carrot I think, probs last longer eh!
Or will I get the same treatment at Watsons in Elwick rd?

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:43 pm

I reckon this is the plaice for another fish pun thread

EAPools · **Posted:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:36 pm

Grave wrote:

I reckon this is the plaice for another fish pun thread

I'll try and think of one, before people start to Flounder...

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 38013

MutleyRules wrote:

And I only bought a Goldfish to go with the one the bairn got at the Tall Ships!!!! :shock:

Got it from Pets At Home....they wanted to know if I already had any Fish and how many, how long I'd had them, how big is the Tank I already have, my name and address etc etc!!!! :shock:

And then I was only allowed 1 when I wanted 2!!!! :evil:

BTW....That Goldfish the Bairn got is the most expensive Carnival Goldfish I've ever known....just spent over 70 snodgers on the bastard!!!! :evil:

We bought one there a couple of years ago when it firast opened and had the same carry one. The little fat grinning golden f****r is still alive... before that they only lived a week. :evil:

Compo · **Posted:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:27 pm

How much are goldfish now?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:33 pm

A couple of quid plus a life story, risk assessment and method statement.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:52 pm

Just bought some fish at the aquatic shop on burn valley road, no questions asked, if it croaks within a week, bring it back and replace it clappp

Only 2 squid each :wink:

Mumtaz's rucksack · **Joined:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:38 pm **Posts:** 1643

monkeybutt wrote:

Just bought some fish at the aquatic shop on burn valley road, no questions asked, if it croaks within a week, bring it back and replace it clappp

Only 2 squid each :wink:

Is that with chips.

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Thu Sep 02, 2010 7:53 pm

...You could always take your unwanted fish to Ramsdens..........well it does say cash for gold.... :roll:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:06 pm

Or Harry Ramsden

I've Just Been Interrogated!!!!

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