Night at the pub

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

If you could go out on the lash with five people from the following categories (dead or alive), who would you choose and why?

a)Former Pools player
b)Former Pools manager
c) Any sportsman
d) Any female (you're allowed to take her home and give her one for the purpose of this exercise)
e) Someone off the Bunker.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:20 pm

a) Joel Porter - favourite ever Pools player.
b) Brian Clough - the man is one of the greatest ever managers and a big headed git to boot. gobshite to keep the conversation going.
c) Paul Scholes - a superstar in football terms yet completely uninterested in fame. i find him fascinating.
d) Cheryl Tweedy - eye candy.....phwoar
e) Tree With Hamster - just to see how negative he is in real life :wink:

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

who would you choose and why?

:wink:

alienlife · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:25 pm

Joel Porter
Cyril Knowles
David Coulthard
Katherine Jenkins
Mutley

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:37 pm

Porter...he's an aussie should be able to drink
Cooper...find out why he did go
Ali...simply because of who he is
Anna Kournikova...speaks for itself
Fullofhimself... to see if he who he claims to be

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Do you fckers not know what 'WHY' means? :evil:

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:48 pm

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

Do you fckers not know what 'WHY' means? :evil:

World Hunger Year

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:08 pm

A....Gordon Watson....Cos he was cushty and just what we needed at the time....plus he can afford to get the drinks in!!!! :coool:

B....Billy Horner....to see if he reckons he could have done something with a bit of money....(I reckon he could have)!!!! :coool:

C....Stan Bowles....cos he's a top gadgey/pisshead and probably my favourite Footballer of all-time....plus I still never seen him at Brentford for a pint last season!!!! confised

D....Lisa Tarbuck....She's a funny fecker and could probably keep up with me with the drinks....and yes....I would love to!!!! :razz:

E....Mr.LightningTree....To just give him the chance of buying me a drink for once and a tab!!!! :coool:

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:15 pm

Lisa Tarbuck takes Mutley home after their night out at the pub.....

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

I give you the opportunity to take home any bird in the world and you choosing Lisa flucking Tarbuck. Sometimes I wonder why I bother. :coool:

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:34 pm

Ernie Pythian - top scorer in the 4th div 1966/67 with 26 goals. (Jim Mulvaney was 2nd top the same season with 19 goals).
Geoff Twentyman - after leaving Pools was signed by Bill Shankly as Chief Scout at Liverpool, kept the job for 21 yrs and was credited with spotting Rush, Neal and Hansen amongst others.
Brian Clough - because we could talk about Pools, amongst other things.

Ulrika Jonsson - circa 1995.

Mad-John or Parmo or......too many to choose from.

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:44 pm

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

I give you the opportunity to take home any bird in the world :coool:

I missed that one, I would have

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:53 pm

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

I give you the opportunity to take home any bird in the world and you choosing Lisa flucking Tarbuck. Sometimes I wonder why I bother. :coool:

True Though!!!! :laugh:

Or Michelle Holmes!!!! :razz:

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:24 pm

a) Brian Honour - Im half yakker myself & enjoy calling Carlton Palmer a cuunt

b) - Neale Cooper - A likeable guy & maybe after a few he would spill the beans on what really happened

c) - Eric Bristow - My all time favourite darts player & guy who enjoys getting blaked

d) - Neneh Cherry - No explanation needed

e) - Ill exclude those that Ive already met & plump for Mr I because we are completely different

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:21 pm

But what about the other questions you Puff!?!?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:27 pm

Dimi - So I can find out more about star wars!

Cloughie - Eccentric and a good egg, on seaton beach with 20 tabs and a brew

George Best - childhood hero and sober chap

Catherine Zeta Jones - Just for the look on Michaels face when she arrives home looking like a plasterers radio!

Sussex - A can around the camp fire :grin:

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:31 pm

A ..Gary Strodder
B ..Brian Clough ..Interesting chat on the 70's Leeds players
C ..Chris Eubanks ...What a man
D ..Penny Cruz ..she'd be crazy for me
E ..Mr I .. Don't think anybody else on here could keep up with me intellectually

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:39 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

Catherine Zeta Jones - Just for the look on Michaels face when she arrives home looking like a plasterers radio!

Have you had our Nicky round doing a bit of work for you????

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:42 pm

Every plasterer that ever did a job, their radio looks like a whale shot its load on it :roll:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:43 pm

I thought our Nicky's was a Breezeblock with an Extension Lead moulded into it!!!! confised

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:44 pm

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22687

a)Former Pools player
No real preference

b)Former Pools manager
Brian Clough (assuming we mean that they can be alive)

c) Any sportsman
Probably Herr Schumacher

d) Any female (you're allowed to take her home and give her one for the purpose of this exercise)
Margaret Thatcher

e) Someone off the Bunker.
TPP because he's gay and has a lovely bum

EAPools · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:26 pm

Brian Honour, a childhood favourite
Maybe, Turner, just find out real reason for walking.
Mike Tyson, a childhood favourite and have you seen The Hangover?
Princess Leia, a childhood favourite (can her Mam come too?).
Have to say Mr Crimes.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:04 pm

Yes I have seen The Hangover....brilliant Film!!!! :coool:

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

MutleyRules wrote:

Yes I have seen The Hangover....brilliant Film!!!! :coool:

I was really looking forward to the Hangover and I still haven't met anyone who didn't like it. I thought it was shyte confised

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

i love the band in the hangover...

There in loads of films, old school, starsky and hutch.

Called the dan band, look em up!

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6477

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

Yes I have seen The Hangover....brilliant Film!!!! :coool:

I was really looking forward to the Hangover and I still haven't met anyone who didn't like it. I thought it was shyte confised

I didn't think it was as good as I was expecting, maybe it was over hyped, it was still better than average though

Hangem · **Posted:** Thu Aug 26, 2010 7:06 pm

a)Former Pools player.... Joe Allon see if he really did ever get down Jultland Road!!

b)Former Pools manager.....Cyril Knowles Just for what he did in saving our club from relegation

c) Any sportsman................Gary Neville just so i could get him that Pissed he would chew himself down church street and get a good hiding :laugh:

d) Any female (you're allowed to take her home and give her one for the purpose of this exercise).....Suranne Jones

e) Someone off the Bunker.......TheDancer :wink:

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