Noel Edmonds

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

Is a twat

That deal or no deal shit he does saying things like " your playing a shrewd game" and "have you got a game plan"

FFS how can you have a plan its opening some box's how hard can it be :evil:

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:36 pm

He wears eye-liner too... :roll:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:41 pm

But he has a tidy beard.

By the way, what is the point in beards?

Noel Weird-Beard, he's got nowt going for him except being taller than Compo.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:43 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

But he has a tidy beard.

By the way, what is the point in beards?

Noel Weird-Beard, he's got nowt going for him except being taller than Compo.

Beards have a point, I'm sure

I grew one because I thought the treatment I was getting when I was ill would make me right slapheed and it would be some form of compensation

However my hair didn't fall out and come back as ginga as feared, and I can't be arsed to shave the mp-fo off now

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:46 pm

It's all that kissing and hugging that bugs me .Someone's took away you're 250k and they go over and say it's alright. :evil:

Why don't they give them a nut? .. :roll:

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:48 pm

Sussex07 wrote:

It's all that kissing and hugging that bugs me .Someone's took away you're 250k and they go over and say it's alright. :evil:

Why don't they give them a nut? .. :roll:

Because we aren't all inbred thugs?

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:56 pm

Sussex07 wrote:

It's all that kissing and hugging that bugs me .Someone's took away you're 250k and they go over and say it's alright. :evil:

Why don't they give them a nut? .. :roll:

Because committing GBH on national television probably wouldn’t be the most sensible thing to do, I think you might get caught. It would be like stepping out of the audience and committing an armed robbery on Chris Tarrant as he hands over the million pound check, or burying your head in Holly Willoughby’s tits while Phillip Schofield was doing a link.

Hardly the perfect crime…..

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:06 pm

Never thought of that,tis a bit risky..

Hangem · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:09 pm

But you'd go on it if you had the chance. A gameshow where u don't need brains :grin:

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:18 pm

Missus knows someone who won 50k on it bout 2 years ago..straight up ...She won it just after her Divorce came through too... 3 weeks in Bristol all paid up before she actually appeared, started off really bad .Lucky c.. :grin:

EAPools · **Posted:** Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:15 pm

PJ_Poolie wrote:

Sussex07 wrote:

...or burying your head in Holly Willoughby’s tits while Phillip Schofield was doing a link.

Hardly the perfect crime…..

Although I'd happily do time for that one.

Noel Edmonds

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