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 Post subject: Yellow paint story
PostPosted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:38 pm 
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Dead hedgehog painted over when double yellow lines done.

I don't know whether to laugh or not. I know it's not funny, they should have moved it but maybe you do have to laugh.

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Wo ... 6471141.jp

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 Post subject: Re: Yellow paint story
PostPosted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:06 pm 
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That kind of thing makes me laugh, I have to say.

I read something recently where the painters painted around a dead badger cos they weren't qualified to move it off the road!

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 Post subject: Re: Yellow paint story
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Thats a bit of a prickly story.

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 Post subject: Re: Yellow paint story
PostPosted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 6:43 pm 
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You after laugh

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 Post subject: Re: Yellow paint story
PostPosted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:22 pm 
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Perhaps it wasn't dead til it was ran over by the paint truck and simply wasn't seen? Or was an abuser of solvents and was ran over whilst tracking down its latest fix? Either way, you have to laugh.

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 Post subject: Re: Yellow paint story
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"I have shown people who have been into work and they have all been gobsmacked," she added.

Almost as gobsmacked as me that you have such a meaningless life that you go to the Hartlepool Mail with such a trivial story! Sad bitch.

"People who I have spoken to think it's absolutely disgusting, they just can't believe what they have done and that they couldn't have just moved the hedgehog."

Almost as disgusting as taking a photo of it on your phone and showing people? banghead

Stupid cow. Another opportunity for an anti-council story so the Hartlepool/Mackum Fail jumps at the chance. arseholes.


oh, and obviously if the workmen stopped the work while the hedgehog was properly disposed of (at the taxpayers expense) and blocked off hart lane then nobody would have grumbled about it and the Mail wouldnt have felt it appropriate to put out a front page story along the lines of "Mayhem on busy road as council disposes of dead hedgehog"

The whole town is full of wankers. The Mail can disappear up its own fat incompetent arse.

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..Send the buggers back. :shock:

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Apparently there's a restaurant down that there south that has a dish on the menu called Road Kill pate, and is made daily from the remains found on the roads nearby. It's true as I heard it on 5Live.

Apparently the Hedghog and Rabbit pate is well good, and once there was venison and fox. It tastes absolutely rubbery and the locals never tyre of it.

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 Post subject: Re: Yellow paint story
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Heard this silly bint on the radio today.
Her little girl was apparently 'traumatised' by the incident.
I think she fancies taking it to Injuredhedgehoglawyers4U.com :roll:

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alleztfc wrote:
Heard this silly bint on the radio today.
Her little girl was apparently 'traumatised' by the incident.
I think she fancies taking it to Injuredhedgehoglawyers4U.com :roll:


It was in the Daily Mirror today apparently. Good to see there are no worries in the world right now apart from dead hedgehogs

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Seriously, I watched them lads walking behind the tanker at an hell of a pace spraying the lines and I'd be surprised if they even noticed the hedgehog pizza... this from the paper who on the day they announced the closure of the Accident and Emegency department at the hospital gave us a front page article on the big wheel at the shows... comic. 'Got an important story .. aliens in the shed..? Piece of toast with Robbie Williams face burnt into it...? does your dog do tricks, etc...?'

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