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 Post subject: Things you find on a night patrol
PostPosted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:57 pm 
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Just had an email of a solider in Iraq.

"Greetings,

How are you today ? I am Sgt. George Walters an American soldier serving in the Military 3rd Infantry Division here in Iraq. Firstly, i 'd like to apologize for using this medium to contact you as it is my last option. I found your details in one of the Online directories and decided to intimate you with a business transaction that i believe can change our lives.

During one of my night patrol duties, i stumble into a storage vault containing Cash amounting to $25,000,000 (Twenty five million USD) hidden in a secret place.

To this effect, I wish to solicit your partnership in moving this money out of IRAQ IMMEDIATELY, here is a war zone and as soldiers there are limitations to what we can do. All i need a is a reliable, trustworthy and competent individual that will act as the receiver.

I am planning on using one of Iraq's best diplomatic courier company to ship the money out of iraq and all i require OF you is to help in receiving the money at your end. I am prepared to share this money by 50/50 with you.

My utmost question is Can I trust you ? If you are interested in this transaction and you know you are trust worthy and competent, do signify your interest by contacting via my email :as it is very urgent and requires immediate attention.

I look forward to you message and shall furnish you with further details about the transaction."


He seems like a nice chap.

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 Post subject: Re: Things you find on a night patrol
PostPosted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:58 pm 
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I had an email yesterday from a "leading Hi-Tech company" in Egypt (that uses a gmail email address). They wanted to offer me a Technical Managers role, if only I would send them copies of all my certifications first. Like the greeting here they can fooook off :laugh: .

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 Post subject: Re: Things you find on a night patrol
PostPosted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:59 pm 
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I hope you sent him an emal back!
Sound's like an offer too good to miss!


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 Post subject: Re: Things you find on a night patrol
PostPosted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:17 pm 
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I wonder if he was the secret investor............got a no no from the club and is now targetting the fans.... sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

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 Post subject: Re: Things you find on a night patrol
PostPosted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:27 pm 
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Compo wrote:
Just had an email of a solider in Iraq.

"Greetings,

How are you today ? I am Sgt. George Walters an American soldier serving in the Military 3rd Infantry Division here in Iraq. Firstly, i 'd like to apologize for using this medium to contact you as it is my last option. I found your details in one of the Online directories and decided to intimate you with a business transaction that i believe can change our lives.

During one of my night patrol duties, i stumble into a storage vault containing Cash amounting to $25,000,000 (Twenty five million USD) hidden in a secret place.

To this effect, I wish to solicit your partnership in moving this money out of IRAQ IMMEDIATELY, here is a war zone and as soldiers there are limitations to what we can do. All i need a is a reliable, trustworthy and competent individual that will act as the receiver.

I am planning on using one of Iraq's best diplomatic courier company to ship the money out of iraq and all i require OF you is to help in receiving the money at your end. I am prepared to share this money by 50/50 with you.

My utmost question is Can I trust you ? If you are interested in this transaction and you know you are trust worthy and competent, do signify your interest by contacting via my email :as it is very urgent and requires immediate attention.

I look forward to you message and shall furnish you with further details about the transaction."


He seems like a nice chap.


well i'm definitely in. does he want cash or blank cheques ? sctatchinghead


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 Post subject: Re: Things you find on a night patrol
PostPosted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:30 pm 
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I want to know if he has kept it in "the secret place" or moved it to another one, I mean you cant keep that in your bergan or in locker.

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 Post subject: Re: Things you find on a night patrol
PostPosted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 6:41 pm 
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Can he trust you compo?

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 Post subject: Re: Things you find on a night patrol
PostPosted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:17 am 
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No he cant, also how good is this secret place and why cant he just keep the money there until his tour is over then take all the money home with him.

I think he is missing a trick there.

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