.....your family were being held hostage.

Too bloomin right I would

Begrudgingly.............













No.

jesus thats a tough one. does it include my ex wife

We don't need you anyway. We have 2321 fans of our own! :sweet:

I'm sat here looking at my family ... dontcha just love em , .....I do, but not that much. Let someone else try keeping them, they've bled me dry for long enough ....lock them up in the Carvery, they'll soon let em go ... if they can get them away from the food that is....

Doesn't that include away fans as well?

Maybe

OOOOH cutting,.....Cutting

I wouldn't support Darlo if my family were being eaten alive on National Television.

quality!!

in this modern, caring, politically correct world, where love should be shown for our fellow man, and care in the community, is the buzz word for looking after those less fortunate than ourselves.......in that light and only in that light.....then ..... of course there is only one answer.......


let hell freeze over first......

Your family Bunter, those small people who try and stay out of arms reach in case you eat them and that poor deluded woman, God save her, who not only agreed to marry you but remarkably, and surely at gun point, went through with it.

Now if someone had them locked away and the price of their freedom was you supporting Darlo, which way would you drop??

Alright, what if Joe Strummer was brought back to life, but then taken hostage, and you had to support Darlo to get him released?

But what if you needed to wobble across a very busy road....which ask for his assistance then????

or you needed a fire lighting or barbie-q and you only had two sticks and a boy scout....would you ask then?

And what would you do if the button on your jeans popped....(possibly happens quite often)....and there was only Mr.John who had a needle and cotton????