.....Mark Cooper tonight left Darlo, after a hectic 10 minutes in charge. The ex-Posh boss was said to be disillusioned on his arrival at the "Whatever you call it Stadium".

"the welcome mat put me straight off" said Cooper, "I was'nt struck on all the marble pillars in the Managers office, the floor was covered in old greasy hairgrips, with lots of garish laminate worktops everywhere" .....he's said to have commented as he jumped back in his Ford Ka and hot-tailed it back to Tamworth.
A spokesman from Darlo was unavailable, as he was out selling clothes pegs and lucky heather at the time.