Complete and utter bobbins.

hope that bloody helps

The white Pele!

Just pleased he does'nt play for us, I could'nt bring myself to clap that arrogant, spoilt brat onto the pitch next season.

More like the white Shrek... and uglier

How much has his display been down to being at Man U were there is a culture of giving up on England sponsored the boss? I wonder if he'll retire or get a backbone and play for his country regardless of whatever position he's played in like Gerrard or will he go round moaning to his team mates and slagging off the fans.

Shouln't that be white peel

The 15 or so clowns who disgraced the shirt from the first whistle in South Africa should be hauled in front of the cameras and made to apologise to the thousands of fans who went 6000 miles to watch 360 minutes of abject shoite. People spent a lot of coin to go there, and for what?

They should also be made to visit the troops to whom Steven Gerrard promised so much committment before the tournament. The players are not worthy to lick their combat boots.

david blaine is said to be gutted as his record for doing feck all in a box for 42 days has been broken by wayne rooney