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born toulouse
 Post subject: Mother in law is engaged...
PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 11:56 am 
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Lightning Tree's desire to snog Margaret Thatcher just reminded me of a dodgy family fact-

My mother in law has just announced her engagement. The toy boy involved is 72 and she is 80 next birthday.

I'm happy they're happy but I don't like to think about it too much.
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
 Post subject: Re: Mother in law is engaged...
PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:46 pm 
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born toulouse wrote:
Lightning Tree's desire to snog Margaret Thatcher just reminded me of a dodgy family fact-

My mother in law has just announced her engagement. The toy boy involved is 72 and she is 80 next birthday.

I'm happy they're happy but I don't like to think about it too much.

Think about what ?the thought of them making passionate love together?
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born toulouse
 Post subject: Re: Mother in law is engaged...
PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 10:05 pm 
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She is about the right age for you Sussex but we have a strict no Loids policy so you can put that fake viagra you got for two quid away.
No chance of you seeing action before the 2020 use by date even if you do target octagenarians. Darlo will be back in the league before you score again.
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
 Post subject: Re: Mother in law is engaged...
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Have a lovely day ...Will the bride be wearing a garter?.. :shock:
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