on that southeast poolie site @ Brentford?

I have give them lads a bell as more than likely will be going to more away games next year.

Mr Compo, you seem obsessed with Mr PoK.

The sexual tension is obvious, why don't you just cut to the chase and ask him out?

Or are you worried that he'll blow you out instead of blow you off?

I think that you should either just pluck up the courage or leave the poor lad alone.

I know I love him its hard to take I need to have a look at myself and think about my lifestyle choice.

I last spoke to them at the Coach and Horses in Leyton and they were at the Wycombe game.

I wasn't at the Brentford game - I had to watch the live scores on Sky Sports website come through on a computer in a youth hostel in Paris at 5.50 on the Saturday night.

I haven't officially joined yet because I will be away in France for the majority of next year, though I've spoken to Stuart and his two sons (the lads who used to bring the 'Pools flag with KENT BEER BOYS on it and who started the South East Poolie branch).

Where are you off to in France then POK; You're not joining me and Monsieur Allez in our appreciation of the pink city are you?

Careful Mr Toulouse, I think you've just given Mr Compo a bonk-on.

When you watch a team who play in violet with a keeper in bright pink kit happens a lot! I'm sure TFC's kit is an over reaction to the European champion egg chasers in their black and red muscle suits.

I'll be working in Creteil, a suburb on the south eastern edge of Paris.

Pok's got a job ...

'Fraid so, Sussex. The fact is, everybody has to. To earn a little thing called money for something called a living.

Well said POK!

Are you sure ? i can see you on the banks of the Seine, frollocking with some french dolly bird and swigging wine ..

Yeah but that's part of M Sarkozy's job, too, remember

Best of luck round there PoK, try to make friends with some Boulogne Boys and then send them over to sort Sussex out. They hung one of their own fans earlier in the season so god knows what sort of merde they'd do to a cheeky Loid.

I stayed a week in a place called Cagnes sur mer a few years ago .It was August, and it was so hot my lighter exploded on the beach sending a big plume of smoke into the air of the packed beach ..The totty on the beaches down there was the best i've ever seen...

How many holidays do you have Sussex?

You have to be retired to have all this time off.

What a shyte way to while away the little time you have left on earth- mocking PoK and leering at French "totty" that wouldn't have looked at you even when you were breathing properly. I suppose it is better than reflecting on the last decade at the white elephant arena though.

I caught them froggie birds eyeing up my heavily tattoed torso on the beach man ...they know a real man when they see one ...pal

Tattoo eh ?, .... does it say ...'DANISH' and have two thick lines underneath it stamped on your arse ....? oink!