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 Post subject: Any right wing cricketers out there?
PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 6:52 pm 
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I hear Adolf was useful with the bat and Moussilini was a useful spinner.

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Adolf was always bowling the odd no ball. Not as many as Goebles though.


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Adolf was always bowling the odd no ball. Not as many as Goebles though.

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Addie did have some theories on cricket, it has been documented.
Hitler tried to change the rules to prove hard white men were better than inferiors of other races and to improve the battle readiness of the arian race.
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 Post subject: Re: Any right wing cricketers out there?
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Sorry but you are talking bollocks. It might not be a politically acceptable statement but black and white are physiologically different. Show me any world class white sprinters or any world class black swimmers.

Incidentally, by 'black' I am talking about people of sub saharan African decent not half castes or somewhere in between. Essentially bone and muscle density is different to caucasians causing niggers to be less bouyant. It's the same difference that allows black athletes to excel in sprinting.


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Mr I wrote:
Sorry but you are talking bollocks. It might not be a politically acceptable statement but black and white are physiologically different. Show me any world class white sprinters or any world class black swimmers.



Alan Wells Olympic 100m champion

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Splod wrote:
Mr I wrote:
Sorry but you are talking bollocks. It might not be a politically acceptable statement but black and white are physiologically different. Show me any world class white sprinters or any world class black swimmers.



Alan Wells Olympic 100m champion

oh and and Eric the Eel rolfl


Olympic champion when it was boycotted by the yanks because of Russia's invasion of Afghanistan so no, not really.


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Wells could not live with the Yanks so it was a hollow victory

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Valery Borzov beat a Yank and a Jamaican into second and third place in the Olympic Final in 1972. No excuses there rolf

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Keep scraping that barrel.


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And he won the 200m as well

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Oh thats that then, one person in forty years. You must be right.

Think about it; if your ancestors were regularly chased by lions and tigers you'd expect them to be a bit lively on their pins.


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 Post subject: Re: Any right wing cricketers out there?
PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 10:06 pm 
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Oh thats that then, one person in forty years. You must be right.

Think about it; if your ancestors were regularly chased by lions and tigers you'd expect them to be a bit lively on their pins.



Not really, you only need to be faster the the person behind you


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What position on the field does right winger field.

I heard of silly mid on ,short leg etc but never right wing.

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 Post subject: Re: Any right wing cricketers out there?
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What have I started? I can't believe the utter bollocks being spouted. It used to be thought that the West Indies had the fastest bowlers but Bret Lee, Freddy Flintoff and one of the Pakistani's have been the fastest. It has more to do with training, opportunity, need and desire.

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Flintoff v Usain Bolt hmmmmmmmmm........


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 Post subject: Re: Any right wing cricketers out there?
PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 10:25 pm 
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Flintoff v Usain Bolt hmmmmmmmmm........



Aye, Bolt is a rubbish cricketer mind

Plus what does Bolt do the 100 meters in, about 8.9 secs?

When I was a kid I could do it in about 12sec and I had black plimsoles and no training whatsoever and lived on chips


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Show me ANY world class white sprinters



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Mr I wrote:
Flintoff v Usain Bolt hmmmmmmmmm........


I'd reckon Flintoff is the better bowler.

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No it isn't, world record for 100 metres is 9.68. Find me a white sprinter who has broken say 9.8 seconds. Or a black swimmer that is any good at world level.


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 Post subject: Re: Any right wing cricketers out there?
PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 10:31 pm 
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No it isn't, world record for 100 metres is 9.68. Find me a white sprinter who has broken say 9.8 seconds.



I was just guestimating it, so it looks like I'm not that far behind Bolt and I'm as honky as they come


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You're full of shit, you never got below 9.95 and the day you did that there was a fair wind behind you.


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Mr I wrote:
Show me ANY world class white sprinters


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