I was the last car and only marginally clipped the car in front when trying to swerve. 2 cars were written off but luckily no serious injuries. All 4 drivers were breathalised and driver in the front car got arrested for being just over the limit (he had 36 miligrams of alcohol and I undertsand the limit is 35).

What really hacked me off most of all though.....................was my curry was ruined when I got home

Sorry to hear that mate....

I bumped the car in front of me last week

The driver of the other car was a dwarf



He wasn't happy...............

funny, the guy in front of me who had written his car off was trying to ring his wife but she wouldn't answer as they'd had a row earlier in the day and so they weren't talking

there's a moral in that - never get married!!!

The proper moral is..... dont drive too close to the car in front.

Glad you are ok Chessington.

I wrote off my first car crashing into a lorry on the a19. I wouldnt recommend it.

my wife has just told me that yesterday'Gavin' from 'Autoglass' came round and injected his special resin into her crack-i'm not normally suspicious BUTshe ain't got a fecking car!

i'm sure it's all very innocent