I need 500 snodgers to get a cheap runaround car, so I ring some shitty loan company......
everything goes swimmingly [as it would] then they say they need 70 quid upfront for handling charges and another 150 for summat else or other.

so I sez to em, looka mate I'm on the bones of me arse needing a few hundred quid to get a car so i can get to work, I f I had a spare 220 quid upfront to pay you I'd go and buy a frigging car wouldn't I???!!! instaed of ringing you shysters for a loan.........


GAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

you're right Mr.I, I'm quite angry today

If you're skint but have a decent credit rating try www.zopa.com You pay normal interest rates but borrow of people, it's all regualted and stuff I know a few people that lend money on there instead of banking it.