Just a bit of fun

Option 5

Spend several years in the BSP

We'll reserve you a place, see you there in a couple of years

I personnally think, and I take no pleasure in saying this, that you'll go bust. You could then reform like Wimbledon or if you can get your finances sorted I see it only taking 2 or 3 seasons for you to get promoted. Where Pools will be God only knows? One's thing for certain we won't be in no 25,000 seater stadium (sorry cheap shot). On the subject of over-sized stadia I'm amazed to see Southend are wanting to have 22,000 seats in their new ground.

You may be right, we might go bust, we've flirted with it too many times, we need a period of stability and the fans need to believe in the club and chairman again to start drifting back. I've no idea what the attendances will be like next season but based on this season there was about 10 in the BSP with higher than us, I don't think we can compete for promotion.

Can we borrow IOR off you?

No but you can have tubby

Give them Sir Richie of eternia to run the midfield too

some nice suggestions there

I hope they win the BSP. We've lost Scarborough, Halifax and York already, decent days out and not too far. We want to be playing Darlo, not laughing at them going bust. And let's be honest, without IOR we'd probably be as good as them.

DL5. You're very welcome to Turner and West. We'll pay you to take them. Although that's probably a bad idea cos you'd definitely go under with them 2 running the show.