If someone you knew wrote this on facebook what subliminal message would you think he was trying to give you?

Maybe its me, but thats the last time I let him try an put hula hoops on me todger.

I thought it was strange behaviour from this facebook user too. It was canny late on too.... do you think....no, he wasn't was he?! Where was 'Chip'?!?!?!?!

Sounds to me as though the person in question suffers from severe split personality neurosis. The fact that they do not mention a preferred flavour in the statement shows a complete lack of all social morals, and the soggy bit description to me represents a total lack of feeling, self worth, and a possible link to obsessive tendancies.

Is it Russell Brand?