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 Post subject: The Porternator
PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 1:37 pm 
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Our very own resident Loid, Teesside Quaker has just sent me this picture by email at work. I thought i would share the 'wealth'
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 Post subject: Re: The Porternantor
PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 1:40 pm 
Bonnie Ronnie. :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: The Porternator
PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:14 pm 
It looks like an Umpa Lumpa!!!! confised


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 Post subject: Re: The Porternator
PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:18 pm 
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That belt looks like its made from tin foil

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 Post subject: Re: The Porternator
PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:29 pm 
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Is that Teesside Quaker?

The poor cnt.

Lives on Teesside, supports darlow and looks like that? rolfl

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 Post subject: Re: The Porternator
PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:33 pm 
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I cant tell the difference:

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 Post subject: Re: The Porternator
PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:41 pm 
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Needs a bit more sleep, he's got Panda eyes bbolt


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 Post subject: Re: The Porternator
PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:45 pm 
Shouldn't that be 'Portlynator'?


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 Post subject: Re: The Porternator
PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:48 pm 
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clappp clappp keep them coming

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 Post subject: Re: The Porternator
PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:56 pm 
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is that belt made from recycled pie foils :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: The Porternator
PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 5:53 pm 
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Does he have that belt over his shoulder because his waist is too big?


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 Post subject: Re: The Porternator
PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 5:58 pm 
WPE Champion in the super heavyweight division. :grin: :grin:

World Pie Eating.... bbolt


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 Post subject: Re: The Porternator
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To be fair, it was taken at around 12.30am this morning after returning from taking my son to watch the Wrestling in Newcastle. I was also a little bit worse for wear. I couldn't even remember getting this took.


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 Post subject: Re: The Porternator
PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:50 pm 
TeessideQuaker wrote:
To be fair, it was taken at around 12.30am this morning after returning from taking my son to watch the Wrestling in Newcastle. I was also a little bit worse for wear. I couldn't even remember getting this took.


To be fair it's always a sign of a good night for me as well, when I wake up and find pictures of myself with my kite out draped in a wrestling belt.


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 Post subject: Re: The Porternator
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Needs to brush up on the old forearm smash be the looks of it.

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 Post subject: Re: The Porternator
PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 7:03 pm 
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TeessideQuaker wrote:
To be fair, it was taken at around 12.30am this morning after returning from taking my son to watch the Wrestling in Newcastle. I was also a little bit worse for wear. I couldn't even remember getting this took.

don't try and weasel your way out of it!!!

You were sober as you were driving!

Oh and did you enjoy watching your 'hero' Bret 'the Hitman' Hart?

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 Post subject: Re: The Porternator
PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 7:51 pm 
thats one big horse brass innit


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TeessideQuaker wrote:
To be fair, it was taken at around 12.30am this morning after returning from taking my son to watch the Wrestling in Newcastle. I was also a little bit worse for wear. I couldn't even remember getting this took.


Potentially valid points, however, had your waistline only expanded and that silly little goatie only appeared while you were out for the evening and getting worse for wear or where they there when you were sober too?

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 Post subject: Re: The Porternator
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thats the nearest he will get to silverware for some time to come!

Just a thought..............mud wrestling at the northern echo, radio tees, reliant robin stadium. Might get a few there as long as the ones with tits arent from or anywhere near Darloidville

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Nacho Libre, Black Jack, Big Daddy, Giant Haystacks, Mick McManus, World of Sport, your boy took one hell of a beating! :laugh:

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