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 Post subject: Oi, You!: Spender (when you wake up)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:30 pm 
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Even you're STD's are over the top.



While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous

And does not use a condom all the time he is there.




A week after arriving back home in the States,

He wakes one morning to find his penis covered

With bright green and purple spots.







Horrified, He immediately goes to see a doctor.




The doctor, never having seen anything like this

Before, orders some tests and tells the man to

Return in two days for the results.







The man returns a couple of days later and

The doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you,




You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very

Rare and almost unheard of here, we know

Very little about it.'







The man looks a little perplexed and says,

'Well, give me a shot or something and fix

Me up, Doc.'




The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's

No known cure.

We're going to have to amputate it.'




The man screams in horror,

'Absolutely not,! I want a second opinion.'




The doctor replies, 'Well, go ahead, if

You want but surgery is your only choice.'




The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,

Figuring that he'll know more about the disease.




The Chinese doctor examines his penis and

Proclaims, 'Ah, Yes, Mongolian VD.

Vewy ware disease.'




The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already

Know that but what can we do,?




My American doctor wants to operate and amputate it,!'







The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs.




'Stupid American docttah, always want to

Opawate. Make more money dat way.




No need to amputate.!'




Oh, Thank God,!' the man replies.




'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor,




'Wait two weeks..




Fawl off by self. !'




PS: Yes I know Mongolia isn't part of China. :grin:

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 Post subject: Re: Oi, You!: Spender (when you wake up)
PostPosted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:39 am 
Close enough for jazz, Mr Billingham. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Oi, You!: Spender (when you wake up)
PostPosted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 8:03 am 
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