Bit cheeky but was wondering if anyone passing Huntingdon on the A1 on saturday, dont really want to go on my tod to the match.

Three of us are setting off from the White House at about 9ish if you fancy taking the spare seat. We'll be at Huntingdon for about 12 and .....oh I forgot, we're all wife swapping posers and you wouldn't like us. Oh well, never mind. If you start walking now you just might make it in time for kick-off.

what does your wife look like and i might consider?

Clarissa? You wouldn't like her. She's all gymkhana's and no knickers.

Well I dont have a wife, but can i join in anyway

You might get bummed

so in answer to my question, no you cant give me a lift, unless it involves wife swapping or dropping ancor in poo bay.

I can't drive at the moment and even if I could I wouldn't bum you, attractive as you are

I'll help you out mate.

Pick you up in Kunming at the Xiao Didi Bar about 3.30am tomorrow. Don't be late and allow time to step over all the dead baby girls and shot protesters.