Being an Egg

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:20 pm

BEING AN EGG

If you think life is bad.

How would you like to be an Egg?

You only get laid once!

You only get smashed once!

It takes four minutes to get hard!

Two minutes to get soft!

You share a box with five other guys!

After three minutes in the hot tub you get your head smashed in
and then you get a good poking by a few soldiers.

But worst of all the only chick that sat on your face was your mother.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:40 pm

When did the Internet start again??

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:52 pm

Spender wrote:

When did the Internet start again??

loan_star · **Posted:** Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:59 pm

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:19 am

Grave wrote:

BEING AN EGG

If you think life is bad.

How would you like to be an Egg?

You only get laid once!

You only get smashed once!

It takes four minutes to get hard!

Two minutes to get soft!

You share a box with five other guys!

After three minutes in the hot tub you get your head smashed in
and then you get a good poking by a few soldiers.

But worst of all the only chick that sat on your face was your mother.

The first time I heard that I was 7 years old....the first time I got it I was 9 years old....I've had it sent 6 times in the last 2 days....gerrin'!!!! :roll:

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Apr 03, 2010 6:12 am

Grave wrote:

Spender wrote:

When did the Internet start again??

That was probably the second thing distributed on e-mail, after 'congratulations, you now have an e-mail address....' :laugh:

oshkosh · **Joined:** Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:09 pm **Posts:** 133

You have not changed a bit err Spender. I remember you once cutting me off in full flow in the70's telling me you' fell out of your cot laughing ' at my well I thought hilarious joke! Not that I bear grudges of course ha ha

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Apr 03, 2010 5:46 pm

Kaboosh!!!! :grin:

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Apr 03, 2010 5:49 pm

oshkosh wrote:

You have not changed a bit err Spender. I remember you once cutting me off in full flow in the70's telling me you' fell out of your cot laughing ' at my well I thought hilarious joke! Not that I bear grudges of course ha ha

Did I?? Doesn't ring a bell, do tell more... :grin:

oshkosh · **Joined:** Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:09 pm **Posts:** 133

ah yes you in those days with the dark thick locks, putting everyone right about Millwall having the hardest firm and I am sure you said someone called 'ginge' was their unlikely main man

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