Just how do women's minds work?

spinbowler · **Posted:** Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:00 pm

I was watching Corrie last night with our lass. Tracey was having a fight with Charlie and was preparing to mully him. Charlie told Tracey he wanted her out of HIS house by tonight. Moments later, Tracey picked up a heavy object and bludgeoned him with it. Our lass says: "Well how the hell is she going to manage to pay the mortgage on her own if she kills him? She's crackers if she thinks she can do it on her own." I just looked at her and thought 'what the f**k are you on about?' Out of the mouths of babes . . . stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:07 pm

spinbowler wrote:

I was watching Corrie last night with our lass. Tracey was having a fight with Charlie and was preparing to mully him. Charlie told Tracey he wanted her out of HIS house by tonight. Moments later, Tracey picked up a heavy object and bludgeoned him with it. Our lass says: "Well how the hell is she going to manage to pay the mortgage on her own if she kills him? She's crackers if she thinks she can do it on her own." I just looked at her and thought 'what the f**k are you on about?' Out of the mouths of babes . . . stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid

A few years back, when that English fella tried to blow up a plane with a shoe bomb, my sister outlaw said to me and my brother 'Wouldn't he of burnt his feet?..... :roll:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22568

During a pub quiz some years ago in answer to the question:

"Name a famous English flower beginning with B"

She blurted out BE-RO

stupid

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:18 pm

I'll have nothing said against Corrie!!!! :evil:

Even last night I got the double Bill taped and watched it this morning!!!! :sweet:

And I'm a member on the Coronation Street Message Board!!!! :grin:

Full of confused women!!!! :wink:

spinbowler · **Posted:** Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:25 pm

I didn't say owt against Corrie, just pointing out our lass is as thick as a whale omelette! stupid

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:36 pm

spinbowler wrote:

I didn't say owt against Corrie, just pointing out our lass is as thick as a whale omelette! stupid

I bet our lass is thicker!!!! :razz:

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:25 am

So................

Women are thick, right??

And you two watch Coronation Street, yes?? And one of you actually records it and watches it at opportune moments and discusses it on a message board, am I still there??

Just leave that with me for five minutes..................... :roll:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:20 pm

soaps - hate 'em hate 'em HATE 'EM!!!!

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:24 pm

soaps can't live wiv em, can't live without them.....

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:52 pm

I reckon that's why there's always plenty of space in the family enclosure 'cos you lot are living without soaps!!! :laugh:

grabec · **Posted:** Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:36 pm

No, what Mr Spinbowler is REALLY worried about is the unsettling combination of wives, bludgeoning and heavy objects......
Enough to get any man a bit thoughtful!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36397

WOMEN ARE NOT THICK......it's because they're aliens with minds like exploding popcorn.
Our lasses most embarassing moment was when she finally got to hold a traditional christmas and invited all of her family round....after the food she insisted on indulging in a Victorian type board game for the entire family. Everyone was round the table when the question she was asked was what comes after ginger ....her exact words were..." MINGE :uhoh:

why did I say that?..... :uhoh:

" never did find out what the proper words were and the olduns just said "eh?"

Cowboy · **Posted:** Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:13 pm

grabec wrote:

No, what Mr Spinbowler is REALLY worried about is the unsettling combination of wives, bludgeoning and heavy objects......
Enough to get any man a bit thoughtful!

I've met his lass - I'd be worried too :laugh:

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:06 pm

sad twats the lot of yer,, dont ever take the piss out of me. im rooted here to me pc :wink:

Just how do women's minds work?

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