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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Pools Pitch!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:07 pm 
I haven't seen the pitch for a while now but it sounds as though it's in a sorry state and that after years of been the best in the business!!!! confised confised

So what's happened???? sctatchinghead

And it seems a bit strange that they are holding a number of tournaments on the pitch at the end of the season after years of ripping the pitch up!!!! confised confised


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PJ_Poolie
 Post subject: Re: Pools Pitch!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:12 pm 
It's the worst it's been for about ten years but we haven't really had a winter as bad as this in that time, I'm no expert but that can't have helped.
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threepintwonder
 Post subject: Re: Pools Pitch!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:13 pm 
on radio borer turner was blaming the pitch saying it was a bit bobbly and that it was hard to get proper control of the ball,so now who or what is left to blame?
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The Lightning Tree
 Post subject: Re: Pools Pitch!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:14 pm 
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MutleyRules wrote:
I haven't seen the pitch for a while now but it sounds as though it's in a sorry state and that after years of been the best in the business!!!! confised confised

So what's happened???? sctatchinghead

And it seems a bit strange that they are holding a number of tournaments on the pitch at the end of the season after years of ripping the pitch up!!!! confised confised


Its probably the only chance in the next few months that people have a chance to see some decent footy banghead

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:20 pm 
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i think the groundsman said last year that the frost was to blame for it last season. i imagine the harsh winter will be the reason for it this year

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PJ_Poolie
 Post subject: Re: Pools Pitch!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:20 pm 
threepintwonder wrote:
on radio borer turner was blaming the pitch saying it was a bit bobbly and that it was hard to get proper control of the ball,so now who or what is left to blame?


He also said that we failed to equalise because of all of those Seagulls that seem to congregate above the Millhouse every week with about ten minutes to go, they put us off with all the screeching. Teams at the top end of the league don't get such luck. They were also to blame for Scott Flinders kicking, and Joe Gamble forgetting we were playing in blue.

He also said several other things that blamed everything but himself.
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threepintwonder
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:23 pm 
there was that many i could'nt remember them all,but that was a good one especially when the ball was mostly in the air :wink:
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:38 pm 
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Pok said you had the best groundsmen in the World..
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PJ_Poolie wrote:
threepintwonder wrote:
on radio borer turner was blaming the pitch saying it was a bit bobbly and that it was hard to get proper control of the ball,so now who or what is left to blame?


He also said that we failed to equalise because of all of those Seagulls that seem to congregate above the Millhouse every week with about ten minutes to go, they put us off with all the screeching. Teams at the top end of the league don't get such luck. They were also to blame for Scott Flinders kicking, and Joe Gamble forgetting we were playing in blue.

He also said several other things that blamed everything but himself.


I got it from a good sauce that Turner is blaming a lack of grass feed on the pitch. I find this amazing given the amount of shiite thats been on it this season.

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PJ_Poolie
 Post subject: Re: Pools Pitch!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:40 pm 
Richie Jones saw Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds' as a nipper and it terrified him. That is why he always gets subbed before the Gulls descend.

FACT*

*That and the fact he's not called Sweeney.
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alybaba
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:43 pm 
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threepintwonder wrote:
on radio borer turner was blaming the pitch saying it was a bit bobbly and that it was hard to get proper control of the ball,so now who or what is left to blame?
Is that why we are hoofing the ball all the time :roll:
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threepintwonder
 Post subject: Re: Pools Pitch!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:45 pm 
alybaba wrote:
threepintwonder wrote:
on radio borer turner was blaming the pitch saying it was a bit bobbly and that it was hard to get proper control of the ball,so now who or what is left to blame?
Is that why we are hoofing the ball all the time :roll:

no they were trying to hit the sea gulls
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derwent
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:00 am 
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Blaming the pitch makes me laugh.
Whilst our pitch isn't as good as it usually is, it is twenty five times better than the pitches all teams had to play on at this time of year not so long ago.
just another excuse.
It was, after all, the same for both sides.

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LarkinsLover
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:35 pm 
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The pitch hasnt looked a lot better on saturday than it has in previous weeks imo
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LarkinsLover
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The pitch hasnt looked a lot better on saturday than it has in previous weeks imo
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:33 pm 
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twice as better infact

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