Mr Turner please read this

monkeyhanger1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:40 pm **Posts:** 112

If you read this message board - the time has come for you to hand the reins over to someone who can get the team playing as one- Bristol City have just replaced their manager - give him a ring and see if he will come and do a job for us that seems a little beyond you

Doug the head · **Posted:** Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:41 pm

And who would you replace him with.

monkeyhanger1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:40 pm **Posts:** 112

Gary Johnson ex Bristol City the clue is in the post :roll:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:45 pm

Who, I believe is about to take over at Peterborough.

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:45 pm

monkeyhanger1 wrote:

If you read this message board - the time has come for you to hand the reins over to someone who can get the team playing as one- Bristol City have just replaced their manager - give him a ring and see if he will come and do a job for us that seems a little beyond you

"Hello is that Gary Johnson?"

"Hi Gary ,this is Chris Turner from Hartlepool United, the thing is I'm a really shit manager do you want my job? Honestly I really am cack"

If Carlsberg did phone calls......

The thing is I'm as likely to shag Cheryl Cole this weekend as this is to ever happen.

monkeyhanger1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:40 pm **Posts:** 112

unfortunately I tend to agree - we couldn't be that blessed confised

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:48 pm

I'm sure if you went up to Whitley Bay, or wherever it is she comes from, and ask her you would have a chance.

rolfl

Doug the head · **Posted:** Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:49 pm

Who in there right mind would take over a club 5th bottom at this stage of the season.

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:51 pm

Doug the head wrote:

Who in there right mind would take over a club 5th bottom at this stage of the season.

An out of work football manager, of which you can find hundreds of.

monkeyhanger1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:40 pm **Posts:** 112

Doug the head wrote:

Who in there right mind would take over a club 5th bottom at this stage of the season.

Anyone apart from Scott would probably do better than Tubby

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Doug the head wrote:

Who in there right mind would take over a club 5th bottom at this stage of the season.

Good time to take over IMO, you wouldn't get sacked even if you lost every game between now and then so you'd still be in a job in 6 months time. Take over in January and you could be sacked by Christmas.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:52 pm

Doug the head wrote:

Who in there right mind would take over a club 5th bottom at this stage of the season.

John Barnes

monkeyhanger1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:40 pm **Posts:** 112

misterb2001 wrote:

Doug the head wrote:

Who in there right mind would take over a club 5th bottom at this stage of the season.

John Barnes

He would be better than Turner

Doug the head · **Posted:** Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:56 pm

I can just see Barnes sat over the marina with a bottle of lucazade sport.

monkeyhanger1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:40 pm **Posts:** 112

Doug the head wrote:

I can just see Barnes sat over the marina with a bottle of lucazade sport.

He would be probably sat at one of the spots around the marina rather than over it like some magical messiah .......... wait a minute you may have something there :grin:

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:02 pm

monkeyhanger1 wrote:

misterb2001 wrote:

Doug the head wrote:

Who in there right mind would take over a club 5th bottom at this stage of the season.

John Barnes

He would be better than Turner

No he wouldn't

monkeyhanger1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:40 pm **Posts:** 112

John Barnes[/quote]
He would be better than Turner[/quote]

No he wouldn't[/quote]
Oh yes he would ( I know panto is finished ) :laugh:

Mr Turner please read this

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