.....when you look back and admit to involving yersel' in some of the most embarrassingly bad football chants you have to laugh

I mean to have sung songs including the following lines makes me cringe:-

"you look in the dustbins for something to eat, you find a dead rat and you think it's a treat"

"we dont care cos' we're Poolie boot-boys and the hardest in the league"

"we dillyed, we dallyed"............ f.f.s.

"gayly they played"

"were so rich its unbelieveable" - Darlo

Mr I's favourite - "we're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen"

errr..... no we're not


if they sang "we're by far the most mediocre team the world has ever seen" then it will have both credence and originality

"We are unbeatable" didn't have a long shelf life did it?

"Come on Boro"

And anything the boro sign, especially directed at Mags or Sunderland, when will Boro realise they dont care about you and you have no rivals.

"we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen" STOP IT !!!

The Mags to the Boro at the riverside

What's that coming over the hill? is it a paedo, is it a paedo?

Did like this chant at Spurs the other week:

Cheryl Coles a slag,
she cant even sing,
and when she used to fuck ashley,
she was thinking of Ledley King

What about the song you played over the tannoy after you lost to Chesterfield?

"Don't stop believin' / Hold on to a dream..."

get in there pok give him it

To be fair at that point we were 13 points behind with 3 games in hand and 18 left to play and showing signs of improvement, I can't think of a more appropriate song.

"Chrissy Turners blue & white army"

Long enough to see you lot off though.

We still are at the stadium of whatever you call it at the moment.
Three years and counting.

Showing signs of improvement? I'm sorry, but you must be deluded.

You WILL be relegated next month. That is an absolute certainty.

I think half a season (23 games) is a fairly acceptable amount of games to be unbeatable.

It was enough to get us out of the fourth division.

I am not one to jump to a Loids defence but didnt he say were showing signs of improvement, the chesterfield game you mentioned PoK was on Saturday, 20 February 2010, Darlo have played 7 games since then.

It would have been far easier to say "fook it, we'll only win four games all season"

We could have just kept playing John Brackstone and Matty Robson on the left all season like that night at Lincoln. That would have done it.

Ooohh do stop, I still wake up screaming in the night about that game.....Jamie Forrester just pointed at the right wing and ............ENOUGH...

E-I-E-I-E-I-O It'll be a long time before we're singing that again

Showing signs of improvement? I'm sorry, but you must be deluded.

You WILL be relegated next month. That is an absolute certainty.[/quote]

What Compo said, and relegation next month?have they shortened the season?

Nah, Darlows season finished in August

The facts, Mr DL5: NINETEEN points adrift of the team in 22nd with TWELVE games to go.

Your run-in includes games with Rochdale, Bournemouth, Cheltenham and Notts County.

If Darlows run in included the blind school and a one legged girls school they would still lose

Er thanks, I'd never have known

True though the term "run in" may offend said girl's school

So when will Pools' fate be sealed? Exeter at Home or Brentford away?

Dunno, Mayhaps Brentford, but I think we'll sneak it and stay up

You lot will follow the way of Chester

surpised no one has mentioned hey hey baby oo aaa i waannna know

Heard this one a lot this season by the oppo' fan's:- Sh.t Town crap ground/crowd.

Doth really hurt one's feelings that one................oh' and Oldhams a real metropolis.