Why is there so much idiot behaviour in petrol stations?

Mainly those rarfs who drive in and stop in the entrance, blocking cars behind them.

They are the sort of people who will only fill up from the side their fuel cap is on, despite fecking big signs saying 'Fill up from either side'.

If I had my way they would be locked in a dark room, forced to watch old episodes of Eldorado, and not allowed to go to the toilet for a long time.

What about if you own a van like me and many others, You cant use the other side as the pipe is not long enough!

The thing what pisses me off is the dicks who use the other side filling up, Hence causing a queue because there not using the correct side. For example there in a rush and a pump becomes available so they use the opposite side now maybe 30 secs later the pump what is on there side becomes vacant and im next in line in a van and cant use that pump.

Boils my piss it does

Are you sure you can't fill up from either side? The hoses are designed to be able to. Are you parking to far away from the pumps?

Theres no way it would go around a transit size van as the fill up point is more to the front than to the rear.

I was once testing the pumps at a garage in South Shields and I remember this absolute wanker standing over the open inlet to the petrol storage tank (which holds many thousands of litres) lighting a cigarette.

I promptly called him a c-nt and got the sack.

Why dont you open the windows and feed the pump through the van and hay presto it will reach

Or, of course, park it upside down??