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poolsmacca09 · **Joined:** Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:05 pm **Posts:** 319

Young lad from Haiti signs a pro contract with Hartlepool United. He scores a hat-trick on his debut and gets carried off the pitch shoulder high. He rings home all excited to tell his mother the good news and asks how the family are. "How are we?!" said his mother. "The house has been destroyed, your dad's been shot, your sister's been raped, the car's been burnt to a fooking crisp and I've been bloody robbed at gunpoint...why the fook did you bring us to Hartlepool?!"

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:39 pm

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:44 pm

poolsmacca09 wrote:

Young lad from Haiti signs a pro contract with Hartlepool United. He scores a hat-rick on his debut and gets carried off the pitch shoulder high. He rings home all excited to tell his mother the good news and asks how the family are. "How are we?!" said his mother. "The house has been destroyed, your dad's been shot, your sister's been raped, the car's been burnt to a fooking crisp and I've been bloody robbed at gunpoint...why the fook did you bring us to Hartlepool?!"

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